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It was a normal hot June day at Iwatobi High School. The school bell had just rang and there was a sea (trolololol get the water reference!) of sixteen to eighteen year old teens of all shapes and sizes pouring onto the once quiet street that surrounded the school. Some were complaining about the classes they had that day, some were laughing with their friends or finally getting to listen to their favourite song. Not Makoto Tachibana (that's me pretending to know his second name) though, who was dragging his less than enthusiastic friend Haruka Nanase (totally knew that one) towards the exit.
"Haru come on! Stop being a lazy betch!" sassed Makoto pulling Haru by the arm. Haru glowered at him. He hated it when Makoto was in positions of leadership He pouted and stomped around like a widdle kid in the shopping centre with his mom. Makoto wanted to study for the up coming exams. He would bring total dishonor on his family if he failed anime school! Like his other brother who is never mentioned, because he was killed. Makoto liked to bring Haru with him. Makoto liked to make him suffer a little, since Haru made Makoto suffer every day by looking so handsome when he stared longingly out the window, how smart he looked when concentrating on staring at a blank book page or how sexy Haru looked when sleeping when he thought Makoto wasn't watching. Oh the fanfictions he wrote in his mind. Makoto was a tortured soul, forced into writing poetry.
God help me. Haru thought as Makoto dragged him out the school entrance and down the street towards the local Iwatobi Library, somewhere Haru hated going, because let's be honest if it wasn't a pool Haru just wasn't interested. "Makoto can't I just go swimming instead?" Haru whines as they get closer and closer to the library, Makoto still dragging him by the cuffs of his blue and white jacket Haru trailing behind, thinking about how awesome it would be to be in the pool right now. Makoto just hums to himself choosing to ignore his best friend, omg, SLUT Haru thinks frowning at Makoto's back. If there was one thing you had to know about Haru it was that he hated to be ignored when he asked a question. "Makotooooooooooooooo" he whines dragging his feet trying to wiggle out of his best friends surprisingly iron like grip; "Poooooooooooooooooool!" Makoto just turns around and with a smile that would freeze a grown man's heart he says; "Library" before turning back around and continue walking.
They eventually reach the Library, filled with so many books, tables and students. Makoto brought Haru to an empty table and sat him down in a chair. Haru sat slumped in the chair Makoto put him in and watched Makoto take the chair across from him. Makoto took out an book. "I thought we could work on maths first ok?" Haru stared at Makoto blankly. "no" "Ok then, I think we should look at the formulas they are pretty difficult." "no." "We should learn them so we can be prepared." "Makoto. I would rather skin my self alive." "Hmm. The distance formula looks difficult." "I would rather have Satan pour hot acid down my throat and turn my guts into snakes while my body is set on fire." Makoto just kept looking at the math book. "You're not listening to me are you? Makoto. I would rather spend my life without water. Actually. No. Water is my forever girl. friends with benefits." "What about friends with benefits?" Makoto was looking straight (ha lol more like GAY) at Haru. Haru looked back. Makoto continued staring. As did Haru.
"Nothing" Haru sighed breaking the eye contact and sliding a maths book towards him "You wouldn't understand" he muttered to himself as Makoto shrugs his shoulder, turning back towards his own textbook. Any time now for that hot acid Satan. Don't hold out on me man Haru thinks as Makoto begins to babble on about the distance formula and how he thinks it'll be a key component in their upcoming test, Screw the upcoming test, it'll be the only component to my death. I can just imagine the headlines now Haru thinks as he pretends to be studying the maths book 'Death by Boredom' seventeen year old Haruka Nanse was found dead on the floor of the Iwatobi local library yesterday morning, by a stricken head librarian. His death is said to be from gruesome hours of boredom, listening to his questionable best friend going on and on about inconsequential stuff like math equations and formulas he believed to be useful in everyday life. The robber of such a valued life has been arrested, and is currently being held in the Iwatobi police department awaiting trial. This amazing young man will be missed dearly by those who were close to him, and due to the grief all Iwatobi exams have been cancelled.
Haru grins at the idea of the exams being cancelled, but quickly wipes it off his face as the perpetrator in his daydream looks over at him with his signature motherly face on Oh great, here comes the team mum's lecture of the importance of studying. "Save it Makoto" Haru says as the latter opens his mouth to complain, "I've heard the 'You need to study Haru chan, or else you won't get into college' speech so many times I could probably recite it to you with my eyes closed backwards. So please save it for someone who'll listen" with that Haru gets up to grab another book off the shelf, not really noticing what it was about before sitting down again, and flipping to a random page and reading.
"You know I'm (gay) right though, don't you Haru- Chan" Makoto whispers beside me, and despite my anger towards my best friend who dragged me here instead of the pool I have to look up, because though we're in the library and social norm says we should stay quiet, we're in the back where the old cabbage smelling lady won't hear us, and kick us out like she has others, why is he whispering? I look up and see the sadness reflected in my best friend's eyes, and I instantly know what he's talking about and I wish he would just drop it. I voice this opinion, yet instead of the usual defeated sigh (of pleasure...) Makoto clenches his fists and says; "No I won't just drop it. Haru- Chan whenever someone asks you what you want to do after school you just say 'Free' what the hell does that mean? Free of what? Obligations, swimming of with the others and I? what is it?" His voice rising with each passing question. Sighing I say; "I want to be free Makoto. Nothing more, nothing less, now can we please go back to silent study before cabbage lady comes a running?"
"Cabbages?" Asked Makoto with a raised eyebrow. Then suddenly out of no where a student fell over and crashed loudly into a cabbage cart next to the front desk. This loud noise (noiz... lol) was followed by "MY CABBAGES!" From the cabbage lady. Sadly her name must be dead cabbage lady, as the cabbages were destroyed. May those cabbages rest in pieces. Makoto shrugged as it was cabbage season, she would find more cabbages. He looked at Haru with longing in his green cabbage resembling eyes. Haru didn't notice (as usual). Maybe he can grow a cabbage patch with Haru one day. They would surely live in the world of paradise having a cabbage patch. They could even have a daughter and name her Rapunzel, because that's what people do when they have cabbages. They have a daughter and call her Rapunzel. Yes...(OH MY GOD WHAT WAS I ON TO WRITE THIS?!) Haru who was staring at the cursed book glanced up at Makoto. "Makoto are you ok?" "there's nothing cabbages with my cabbages." Haru was confused and made the (0_0) face. Was Satan already somehow making Makoto dumber? Haru slightly shook his head. Nah, it wasn't Tuesday. "Nothing just study!" Makoto said as he hid his head behind the book.
Time passed and Makoto was reading a history chapter to Haru, when he felt something heavy fall on his shoulder. "Haru?" Haru groaned (and not in the fun way) scrunching his eyes shut even tighter than they were before: Satan please. I know in the past I've said things I shouldn't, gone to church one more time than was exactly necessary but PLEASE man you got to help me out here, if I have to hear one more supposedly 'Important leader, and their contribute to the peace treaty' I swear to everything holy and otherwise I will kill every little weeaboo in this joint, Makoto included and not think twice about it. Seriously man please come kill me now, I don't know how much longer I can pretend to be interested in something I couldn't give a flying mackerel about.
"Haruuuuuuuuu!" that cheek biting hand clenching annoying voice whines beside me, and reluctantly I open my eyes to look at my best friend whose giving me the team mum eyes again. Groaning I sit back up rubbing my eyes, "I'm awake, Jeez Makoto keep your voice down we're in a library, or have you forgotten?" smirking at the hint of a blush that blossoms between the cabbage eyed brunette. "N-No I haven't forgotten Haru- Chan, now can we go back to learning this please" his voice coming out higher and squeakier than usual. The smirk grows on my face Hey Satan, going to have to call a rain check on that acid pouring, I've got something even more rewarding up my sleeve I think before sliding over to Makoto's side of the table and into his personal space until I can smell the detergent his mum uses on his clothes, a mixture of fabric softener, and apples. Leaning in I press my head against Makoto's shoulder softly causing him to yelp and jump up hissing; "Haru Chan what are you doing?"
I look up at him innocently trying desperately to smother my grin as the boy I've known since we were both three looks back at me in utter shock Oh Makoto, it's ok I know. I know about the glances you throw me when you think I, and everyone else isn't looking. I've known for ages, I' know that's why you picked swimming instead of basketball with Kissumi and Kuroko (headcannon that they all go to the same school) I know you want me to do well in exams next year, so I'll get into a college where you can follow me to. What you don't know is that I've been doing my own glancing, though admittedly better than you, you need to work on that one sweetheart. So what are we going to do about this hm? because once I kiss you, which I will, I'm not stopping and that could jeopardise a few things.
"Haru?" Makoto asks nervously cutting me out of my thoughts and making me look at all him again. Well over six feet tall, brown sandy hair that has attracted a lot of female attention over the years and granny green eyes that with a look would make you do anything free of charge, or miss anything (like pool senpai) just to get him look at you like that again. Turning away with a smirk on my face I pick up the history book, pretending read whatever it's talking about while saying; "What's wrong Makoto Chan? I thought we were studying?" looking up at him innocently. That lovely blush graces his features again and with a squeak he says; "Y-y-Yes we are, it's just... I have to go find another book. This one doesn't have enough information on one of them... so I'm going to just..." he pointed to one of the shelves at the back and then ran off towards them without a second glance. I calmly got out of my seat and follow the giant puppy and victorious grin spreading over my face.
Something that you may not know about Haru is that he's an amazing finder (#Hufflepuff) not that he really needed it trying to find Makoto, Haru could probably find Makoto with his eyes closed and hands tied behind his back. It only took Haru two minutes to find Makoto leaning his head against a bookshelf his eyes closed breathing slowly; "You never told me this was going to be part of the test Makoto." I say coming out behind the bookshelf a smirk on my face, Makoto's eyes fly open and he tries to take a step back but he hits against the bookshelf. "What's wrong Makoto I thought we were studying?" I ask innocently but getting nearer and nearer to him until, again, I'm in his personal space and can hear his breathing coming out in short gasps, and the bob of his Adam's apple in his throat.
"W-we are Haru Chan" he squeaks out his face now red as a tomato as I begin to stare at his lips (oh god I'm soooo sorry about this) hungrily, tearing my eyes away from them for a moment I tilt my head slightly "Really? because to me it looks like you're avoiding me Makoto Chan? now would that be?" because you like me, I like you but you're too chicken to admit it without running off like the fucking cute puppy you are. "Wh-what? I'm not avoiding you Haru Chan, I'm not, I just needed to find a book" Makoto stutters out before turning around and frantically scanning the bookshelves around him. Tired of the games, and so not in the mood for another two weeks of secretly eye screwing each other I was taking action.
"Fuck that" I mutter grabbing his wrist and twirling him around locking his wrist to his waist with my own, while the other grabs his trouser loops bringing him closer to me pressing my lips to his before he can complain. Which he doesn't well butter my bread and bake me a cake... I was right. Haru one. World zero. TAKE THAT WORLD!
(that was god awful) (jesus christ I'm sorry)(ha #no reigrets)
Makoto's mind was racing this was like one of his fan fictions come true! except better, because it was real. However he knew they couldn't do. . . . .. .the sex *eyebrow wiggle*. . . in the library! So Makoto chickened out like the pussy he is.(the struggle is real). "Stop Haru we can't do this" said Makoto doki doki-ingly with the sugoi moe weeabooness *CHERRYBLOSOMTWINKLES* (HA twink) Haru looked at Makoto, looked at Makoto with ultra senpai-notice-me sparkle eyes, it mad his pointy chin and nose so sexy! "why Makoto?" Haru asked with lust dripping (heh heh) in his voice and with a whisper as low as a whisper "I thought this is what you wanted?" Makoto blushued. Why was he such a uke in his yaoi fictional fantasy? "We-we are in t-th-the library! There's people!" Haru observed Makoto . .. unblinking. and said "so?" "I j-just thought ... " Makoto was nervously glancing at Haru who was patiently waiting. "I just thought you'd...much rather..a-a pool?" Haru cast his gaze on the blushing brunette. Oh how he knew him well, curse him and his fluid thoughts of pool senpai. Haru blushed at the thought. Maybe Makoto was the second best thing for him other than water. Haru smirked, his flirting succeed to distract Makoto from studying...for now. Haru shrugged and said "meh" then walked away to the tables. Makoto was left to catch his breath. Man that was erotic for his so called PG mind, whatever was left of it anyway. Makoto was abut to talk out to see Haru again but suddenly, the lights went out. "um Makoto" "Haru what happened?" Makoto said while catching up with the blue eyed beauty. "I think the Library is closed, and by closed I mean locked. . . .. . with us in it."
"Oh f*dolphin noises*k".
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