Sup, guys! So Randy/Wade are one of my OTPs (I cant help it, there so hot together! WWE needs to bring back the rivalry!)

So, I had a whole bunch of ideas for this pair.

Instead of having a gazillion one shots up at the same time, I thought it would be more helpful to put it in one compilation.

So enjoy!

(Sorry, If there's any mistakes.)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the WWE (I wouldnt be poor if I did), nor do I own anyone who works for or is affiliated with the WWE. I do not own Randy Orton or Wade Barrett (if I did, they would be tied up in my room.)

I. THE SHOWERS:

After Randy's well earned victory from his British rival, Wade Barrett, he went to take a well deserving shower.

He went into the usually full locker room, luckily tonight it was empty and Randy could take a relaxing shower in peace for once.

He took off his wrestling trunks and covered his hung region with one of the white towels the company provided on the shelf and headed to the shower area with a travel size bottle of soap.

He turned one of the knobs, adjusting the water to a perfect temperature between not cold but not scorching hot; just the right amount of warmth. His whole body shivered as his aching muscles were starting to unwind. He squirted the turquoise men's body wash into his hand, rubbing his hands together then spreading the soap all over his bronze body creating a white bubbly lather.

Little did Randy know that he wasnt exactly completely alone.

His competitor of the night was staring at him by the shower entrance. There stood Wade Barrett stroking his large, now hardened cock behind his white towel.

He hoped no one come would in and catch him. He didnt want to explain that behind the white towel he was imagining all the sick, twisted, illegal, wonderful things he wanted to The Viper. As the thoughts swam about in his head, a tiny moan escaped his lips; echoing off the walls of the empty space. Realizing what he's done, Wade poked his head slightly through the entrance to see if Randy heard him.

As he tried to get a good look of the Missouri man, he saw the Randy had turned around and that's when Wade saw Randy's long thick hard-on.

"Hello?"

Randy tried to cover himself, as if it was going to help. The Brit already saw Randy's God-given gift and he knew he would never forget it.

Wade had no choice but to move from his spot and walk in. With his now rosy cheeks, he covered up his own erection with his towel. As he continued to walk: he realized that the showers had no curtains, no boards, no boundaries, no covers at all. Just shower heads and knobs attached to a pale pink tiled wall.

Wade then noticed that Randy had his eyes closed, washing his chest and abs away from the shower head, putting his great hardened cock on full display.

"Hell, if Orton isn't shy about it, I won't be either. When in Rome..." He thought to himself as he set his towel and body wash aside.

The Brit has chosen the shower head that was next to Randy's, Randy didn't seem to mind until he heard the shower head running. He then opened his eyes and peeked at Wade through the corner of his eye, he licked his lips at the sight of the ex bare knuckle boxer's exquisite body.

Even though Randy has suppressed his feelings for the man right next to him for the longest time, he couldn't help his cock twitching at the beautiful sight. No one knows that Randy has fantasized about Wade numerous times. He couldn't help it, Wade is so sexy. His dark curly hair that he just wants to tangle his fingers in, his broad muscular body he just want to run his tongue over every dent and defined line, and Wade's 'I-Don't-Care' attitude that Randy liked so much; it made him different.

Randy tried to bury these feelings in the ring, he can't let a schoolgirl crush ruin his fighting. But every time Wade came out in with those wrestling shorts of his, showing off his "assets", he just wanted to wrestle Wade to the floor and give the audience a real show.

He turned around to rinse off his chest and stomach, in the corner of his eye, he could see Wade lathering up his emerald green shower gel. Randy then looked down for a second and saw that Wade's body wasn't the only thing broad. He wondered how his wrestling trunks could fit something so large.

Randy began to re-wash his shoulders, he was almost done showering but he wanted this shower to last as much as possible.

Wade starting to wash his chest and stomach, Randy watched as the water pushed the foam down to Wade's scrotum, from there, they dropped off of Wade's plump balls. Randy licked his lips while looking over the path of the water. Wade could feel Randy's eyes on him, which made him hotter. He continued to wash himself, his hands traveling downwards, his fingers moving closer to his painfully hard cock.

As his soapy finger finally made it to his loans, slowly, Wade started to stroke his aching member with lather up hands.

Randy was astonished by the sight.

The Viper didnt know it, but his own hands were traveling down to his lower body, now stroking his member.

They were now jerking themselves off, in-tuned.

Staring at each other before Randy did something daring.

Randy crashed his lips onto Wade's.

Wade snapped.

Randy went to that special place.

As their lips were still locked, the kiss got more intense.

Their hands roamed each other's bodies. Randy's hands now at Wade's hips; and Wade's hands were on Randy's smooth round cheeks. (AN: and I aint talking about the cheeks on his face ;3)

As they were now exploring their bodies and mouths, Randy took Wade's large member into his hand; stroking it. Wade's soft moans were muffled by Randy's lips, he then took The Viper's beautiful cock into his hand. Again, synchronized as before.
With the Brit's other hand still on Randy's ass, he gave it a small spank which forced a sweet moan from Randy.

Wade smirked.

"He likes it rough, eh?" Wade thought to himself.

He spread Randy's cheeks and teased the hole with a single fingertip.

"Wade..." Randy groaned.

Wade captured Randy's lips again, at the same time, The Brit squirted some soap from one of the small bottles. Wade lightly nibbled on Randy's bottom lip and inserted a single slick digit into Randy. The former Heavyweight Champion moaned at the feeling of having Wade inside him, and he wanted more.

Wade started to pump in and out of his rival. Randy growled and moaned at the feeling as he continued to stroke Wade's cock. Wade smirked at the beautiful Missouri man's reaction and added a second finger to stretch Randy out. Randy hissed in pain and bliss at the feeling of being filled. Wade attacked his neck with his lips to soothe Randy and started to thrust his fingers into the bronze man deep. Randy gasped loudly to the heavens, that's when Wade knew he had struck Randy's sweet spot.

"Ahh Wade!" The Viper breathed out.

Wade added one more digit, striking the bundle of pleasure a second time and pushing another throaty moan through Randy's lips.

Randy was stretched more than he's ever been stretched before.
"Wade, please..."

Wade knew that Randy was now ready. He lifted Randy up and pinned him to the tiled wet shower wall and held on to Randy's tanned hips. He coated his cock with shower gel, then lined up his hips, pushing himself through Randy's tight heat.
Randy whimpered at the feeling of being filled by Wade's large girth.
Wade kissed his shoulders and chest to ease Randy's pain; his lips traveled up his neck, his lips, and now Randy's ear.
"You alright, Love?"

Randy nodded. "Move."

Wade obliged and slowly started to thrust in and out the Missouri man.

Randy's hisses and groans of pain melted into gasps and moans of pleasure.

"Wade!"

Wade loved hearing his name escape between The Viper's luscious parted lips, he thrust into Orton faster.

Randy was in heaven; so was Wade.

Their bodies were on fire but the cool water from the shower head kept them from burning up.

Wade was close and he knew Randy wasnt behind.

He tried a different angle and started to thrust into Randy hard. That same loud gasp and moan as before escaped Randy's lips and Wade knew what he just struck.

The former Nexus leader continued to strike that very same spot. He could feel Randy's close around him.

They were both panting, the air now leaving the room.

Wade stroke Randy's member fast as he thrusts into harder and faster. Randy chanted Wade's name in a frenzy of moans.
Not a second later, that frenzy of moans turned into one big orgasm!

"WAAAAAAAADDE!"

Randy exploded all over Wade's hand and both their stomachs, quickly being washed away and spinning down the drain.

Wade's breath hitched as Randy's walls were completely tightened around him, he continued to thrust into him.
Less than a few moments later, Wade came inside Randy.

They both tried to catch their breath, under the cold spray to cool down their burning bodies, holding onto each other to support their now weak legs.

Next Chapter/One Shot/Place: Hotel Room

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