There are only three things that I love 1.) My family 2.) Basketball and 3.) Girls. Yes you herd that Alex Russo is a lesbian, and lately I've been having a little trouble with number 3. So here I am out with one of my good guy friends David. I can't believe he talked me into this! I mean I swore I would never go out to a gay bar ever! But he had to bribe me with a new pair of shoes when we went shopping later. God! I'm going to kill him when we get home.
"Hey look at that chick right there." he pointed to a really tall blonde girl with nice legs, she looked alright but not my type.
"Um no….she's not my type and I don't do blonde you know that!"
"But her legs make up for it honey! God if I was a girl I would tap that!" I started giggling.
"Can you try and not talk like a gay guy for once?"
"Um… no why would I want to hide it!"
"WHAT! You're gay!" I whispered yelled
"Haha very funny!" Yup he's gay I seem to have a thing with gay people. I don't know what that's about but I have a lot of gay friends.
"Ay babe are you listening to me?"
"No sorry just kind off spaced out." God he can be like a mother sometimes!
"I said lets get out off here I don't see anyone here for you. We could get something to eat?"
"Yes please! You're paying." I told him not really asking him.
"I guess since you're the driver, because honey I'm getting a little buzz!"
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"Do you seriously have to listen to her? She so depressing sometimes?" he said getting out off the car and going into the ice cream parlor, the place looked kind of like an old restaurants in the 70'sand a barber shop combined. It had one of those colorful swirly things in the front. I actually think it is a restaurant I just stopped here because I saw the word shakes in the front
"Yes, I love that song! And she's talking about London for christ sakes! Listen to the lyrics for once!" we were talking about the song we were listening to in the car while we were in line. I started looking around not paying attention at all of what David was talking about "I like the vibe of this place and I love the tiles!" I thought looking at the tiles.
"Hello what can I get for you?" the cashier said
"Can I have two strawberry shakes please." David said and taped my shoulder with his elbow.
I looked up to him and he moved his head in the direction of the cashier. I looked at her and I saw the hottest girl in my whole life! She had dark brown hair, she was about my height, her smile was amazing, and her eyebrows were like perfect.
"Okay will that be it?" she said
"Um… c-can I have a b-burger with chili cheese f-fries?" She started giggling. I can't believe I'm stuttering! I never stutter. She probably thinks I'm an idiot!
"Okay will that be all?"
"Actually can I have- "
"Yes that will be all….." I looked at her name tag and it said Mitchie "what an awesome name!" I took out my wallet and pay for me a David. While i was giving her he money our hands touched and rubbed her hand with my thumb them pulled away and she was blushing again.
"…Mitchie that's an awesome name by the way." she started blushing Aw how cute!
"Thanks I will give you guys the food when it's done."
"Okay" I walked away but I couldn't help but look back and I caught her looking at my ass, Oh my god I totally have a chance!
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"What was that?" we where sitting at the closest table to Mitchie. I know what you're thinking, but I can't help it!
"What was what?" I said staring at Mitchie cleaning the counter tops off.
"That! What you're doing right now! "
"Isn't she hot!?" I said resting my head on the palm of my hand.
"Ya I guess so, but she's totally straight!"
"And how would you know that?" I said looking at him now.
"Um look at her she's as straight as a pencil honey!" He said pointing at her.
"As straight as a bendy pencil and for you information 'honey' she was checking my ass out when we left!" I said mocking him in a whisper yell.
"So? People do that all the time." I gave him the 'really' look.
"Okay what ever! What if she saw you had something on your ass?" 'Oh my god! What if there is?'
"Is there?" So I got up off the seat, turned around and lifted my shirt a little.
"Damn!" He yelled
"What?" 'Oh my god! I totally have something on my ass!'
"Your ass looks good in those pants!" he yelled again 'Okay now everyone is starting to stare and I think Mitchie is laughing'
"Stop yelling! And Thanks! But is there any thing on it?"
"No" 'Thank god! At least I have a good ass in these pants. I'm going to remember to take these pants on a date'
"Okay" I said while sitting back down.
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"Look here she comes!"
"Really?" I look over to Mitchie and I saw her putting our plates on the tray.
"Do I look okay?" I said while fixing my hair.
"Babe you look fabulous"
"Thanks"
"Here you go. One burger with chilies cheese fries and two strawberry shakes" Mitchie said while putting are plates on our table. God she has a nice body! look at her legs man!
"Thank you"
"No problem" she said then walked away. 'Damn I just ruined my perfect chance!'
"What was that?"
"Sorry, I kind of spaced I will talk to her when she gets back"
"Okay well I'm leaving"
"What why?"
"Because I'm not going to be a third wheel"
"And how are you going to get home?"
"Taxi!"
"Well okay are you sure?"
"Ya I will be fine" he started walking towards Mitchie 'oh my god he better not be talking to her about me!' He walked out smiling with his shake in hand and waved.
I looked over to see what Mitchie was doing and she walking my way. 'Okay here she comes' I fix my hair again and....