A/N: Just a fun one-shot I decided to do. I'm sick at home and totally bored
I, Scorpius Malfoy, the most godly attractive human being on the face of the earth, was strutting down the corridor like the stunning creature I am, when I heard voices.
Girl voices.
More particularly, the girl voices of the two most attractive girls in all of Hogwarts.
Lily Potter, who was considered the hottest girl in the school, and her cousin Rose Weasley, the prettiest nerd in the world, who I've fancied for years.
Don't tell anyone I said that.
Especially not Al. I'm beginning to suspect that he already knows.
I moved closer, hoping to hear their conversation.
"I mean, he's just so gorgeous! With his pale hair and black suits."
"Not to mention his muscles."
"I know, right? Malfoy is the hottest!"
Potter and Weasley think I'm hot!
Well, not that I blame them.
"And he's so nice, too! Nicer than I'd expect."
"Plus, his voice is so sexy."
Damn right.
"Even his name is sexy."
"I know. Draco. How hot is that?"
Draco? But that's my dad's name.
"I hope Scorpy doesn't know we're crushing on his dad!" Rose giggled.
Wait, what?
A/N: The end!