PStU: I just came up with this with a friend when we were talking about how much we hate Navi.
Ways to Kill and Torture Navi.
(1) Rip her wings off and watch her roll around on the floor.
(2) Put her in a bottle then throw the bottle against a wall.
(3) Play time to swat the fairy.
(4) Use her as fishing bait.
(5) Listen to her nagging a little bit then throw a dagger through her heart.
(6) Ignore every thing she says and do the exact opposite of what she wants
(7) Try to leave her at a fairies fountain to be captured again later.
(8) Capture her in Link's hat then tie the end up and throw her into Zora's river.
(9) Play; try to skewer the fairy with arrows.
(10) Rip her wings off and bring an angry cat into the room and watch her run away from it.
(11) Strap her to a boomerang and throw it far into the distance. (And hope she falls off.)
(12) Make her sit through 12 hours of Opera music. (I hate opera)
(13) Ignore what she says while running and run quickly past a tree and watch her fly into the tree.
(14) Pin her to a tree with a dagger through her wings.
(15) Give her to a monster and hope it eats her. (If she doesn't talk its ears or what ever off.)
(16) Leave her in a dungeon to find for herself.
(17) Get close to dark energy and stay there as long as you can so to weaken her.
(18) Pant a little red target on her and hope she can get hit when you play target practice.
PStU: Ok that is all I could think up for this fic. If you have some you want to add Post them and maybe I'll put them on for all to see.
Titlle: You have crossed over to the dark side PStU with this little fic.
PStU: No I just hate Navi.
Everyone: Oo