A/N: My friend and I were talking about the original of this song and she said she was going to rewrite it. So she started it, got stuck, and I finished it up for her. And this is the finished product! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own The Dark Knight or Poker Face.
Joker Face
(Bang, bang, bang, bang)
(Boom, boom, boom, boom)
(Bang, bang, bang, bang)
(Boom, boom, boom, boom)
(Ha, ha, ha, ha!)
I wanna fool 'em like they do in the movies
Trick 'em, let 'em think they got me
Then I'll get away (I love it)
Gotham intuition play the cards with Jokers first
And when I have their attention I'll stand up and I'll say
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get you all with my homemade bombs
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll carve your face with my real sharp knife
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, they can't read my Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, they can't read my Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
J-J-J-Joker face
J-J-Joker face
(Bang, bang, bang, bang)
J-J-J-Joker face
J-J-Joker face
(Boom, boom, boom, boom)
I wanna find out Batman's true identity
I'll blow up buildings 'til he shows his face to me (I'll do it)
Don't worry, I've got lots of time to blow stuff up
So he can take his precious time in getting back to me, me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get you all with my homemade bombs
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll carve your face with my real sharp knife
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, they can't read my Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, they can't read my Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
J-J-J-Joker face
J-J-Joker face
(Bang, bang, bang, bang)
J-J-J-Joker face
J-J-Joker face
(Boom, boom, boom, boom)
(Bang, bang, bang, bang)
(Boom, boom, boom, boom)
You wanna hear a story?
I've got several
All about how I got my scars
I may be lying, but there's no way that you can prove it
Because Gotham has got nothing on me
No fingerprints, dental, no, nothing
I'll rob a bank; you won't know
Shoot you up, and I'm good to go
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, they can't read my Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, they can't read my Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, they can't read my Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, they can't read my Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, they can't read my Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, they can't read my Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
J-J-J-Joker face
J-J-Joker face
J-J-J-Joker face
J-J-Joker face
(I've got them like nobody)
J-J-J-Joker face
J-J-Joker face
(Bang, bang, bang, bang)
J-J-J-Joker face
J-J-Joker face
(Boom, boom, boom, boom)
J-J-J-Joker face
J-J-Joker face
(Bang, bang, bang, bang)
J-J-J-Joker face
J-J-Joker face
(Ha, ha, ha, ha!)
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A/N: Ta da! I tried my best to make sure these lyrics matched up well with the originals. Hope you guys enjoyed it!