"Beans, beans, the magical fruit"

Hee hee hee, I'm starting up this series of idiotic Kingdom Hearts drabbles! First one's about, well the name says it all!

And once again, the entire Organization is getting bored to death by having to listen to Marluxia drone on about another one of his "Kill Sora and Riku" plans. Only Saix, Xaldin, and Xemnas are somewhat listening.

Marluxia: ...So thanks to the superior tactics of, Yours Truly, we can finally get rid of those two keybearers by-

pooooooooooooooott.

(silence, then giggles)

Xigbar: Oy! Who farted?

Demyx: (holding his nose) Eww! It smells like rotten eggs!

Axel; It smells like it came from that direction. (pointed at Zexion)

Zexion: Oh, sure Axel. You're the more likely canadate.

Saix: Whoever did it is a disgrace to the entire Organization.

Larxene: You probably did it, Rubber butt.

Axel&Demyx: Saix is a nut, he has a rubber butt. Every times he turns around, it goes putt-putt!

Marluxia: Stop it! You're all acting like children!

Luxord: Why don't you shut up, you're just mad because you can't say you're BORING speech, ya fruit.

Roxas: Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you-

Marluxia: Don't say it! Now who started it?

Lexaeus: Started what?

Marluxia: This whole interruption!

Larxene: Well, after the gasident, I started to laugh.

Xigbar: And I wouldn't have yelled that out if Larxene didn't laugh.

Demyx: And I wouldn't have smelled it if Zexion didn't fart-

Zexion: AND I wouldn't have to deny Axel's accusation of my flatulence if he didn't accuse me in the first place.

Axel: And I wouldn't have accused you if you didn't help Luxord in that poker game.

Luxord: And I wouldn't have asked for his help if Vexen didn't tell Roxas that I had his ice cream maker as bet profit.

Vexen: And I wouldn't have told Roxas that if Roxas didn't tell Saix that I said "The moon is a useless space rock."

Roxas: And I wouldn't have told Saix that if he didn't accuse me of the same thing.

Saix: And I wouldn't have accused you only if Xaldin said he'd do that mission instead of me.

Xaldin: And I would have done the mission if Lexaeus would have helped me out.

Lexaeus: And I would have helped you out only if Marluxia would have changed the date.

Marluxia: And I would have changed the date if Xemnas would let me.

(all eyes on Xemnas)

Xemnas: (head propped up by his wrist, looking pissed, then stood up) You imbeciles act as if you've never farted before. I did it. So what? This meeting is cancelled until further notice. (left)

(silence)

Xaldin: Well, that was pointless. (left)

Larxene: Yeah, I'm bored. (left)

Roxas: If you ask me, that was funny! (left)

Zexion: (w) Hey Lexaeus?

Lexaeus: (w) What?

Zexion: (w) To tell the truth, I let out a series of silent farts all throughout this scenario. I couldn't help myself, they kept coming out. (left)

Lexaeus: (w) I told you to lay off of those burritoes. (left)

That's my first drabble! More to come! Also, tell me if I doing them right and tell me the basic rules of a drabble. (all i know is that they're short)

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