Title: There Be Problems Here!
WARNING: This contains crack. A LOT of crack. If you don't like it, screw yew gaiz, ah'm goen heehhmmmm. Cartman speaks a phonetic language of his own… so yeah.
Summary: Pixy world is demolished. Lolspeak ensues. Beware kiddies, your eyes may burn.
SHA-BAM!
Pixy World exploded. Wanda looked at Cosmo, who had somehow become her husband in the last five minutes. (A/N oh come on you guys, you know they never really got married, GOSH) She rolled her eyes as he laughed manically, looking at for no apparent reason.
Suddenly, Timmy was there, his newly changed voice booming out of his tiny body. "WAHNDAA WHARE DID ALL THE POINTY HEADED PEOPLE GO?" He shouted stupidly, slobber dripping off one of his buck teeth.
Wanda cut her eyes at her moronic charge, bored and annoyed that the little shit was smart enough to actually ask a question. "What pointy headed people? They never existed."
"WHAAAAAT DEW YEW MEAN TEY NEVAR EXSHISTED? TEY MADE MEH A NOO GOLF CORSE! AGIN!"
"And why on Earth would they do that for you, you insignificant little turd?" She smiled sweetly as she said this, her pink hair sparkling evilly.
"BECAUSE…. BECAUSE…. BECAUSE I'M JORGON'S REAL SON!"
"Oh really. So you're saying you're the son of the meathead manslammer? The one who deliberately wears pants that exhibit his family jewels? Bullshit. Prove it."
"AH WEEL, TANK CHEW VERA MUCH!" Wanda bitch slapped him for no apparent reason. Timmy walked away, unaffected.
Behind her, Cosmo began to dance to Llevan Polkka (A/N: Vocaloid guys, you gotta love it. If you don't mind that they're FREAKIN' HOLOGRAMS) his green hair swishing in the wind of an invisible wind machine. He smiled at Wanda, his weirdly white teeth sparkling in the black-light of the blinking dance floor that came out of nowhere.
"Heyy baby", he purred, his voice inexplicably deep and sexy. "You wanna come griiind to these sweet tunes, my sexy little pink muffin?"
Wanda glared at him, bored and uninterested as always. Cosmo shrugged and kept dancing in a way that reminded Wanda of the background dancers in rap videos. Suddenly, she jumped onto the dance floor, her pink hair streaming wildly behind her like a cape of sex. Cosmo wrapped his hands in it, somehow tangling his whole body in it, because clearly it's long enough to do that. Wanda pounced on him, inside her hair. "LOVE ME, YOU SEXY BEAST".
Cosmo screamed bloody murder.
Timmy screamed bloody murder as he returned with Jorgon and saw the exchange.
"WHOT DEE FOCK EES RONG WIF YEWW?" bellowed Jorgon, but impeccably tanned face strained with fury. Timmy launched his tiny, basketball-headed body onto Jorgon's back. "DADDEH! LURV MEH! I AM YUR CHIUUULD!"
"EVRA WON HEER EES RONGG! YEW EES NAWT MAH CHIUULD! I FOCK MANLEH MEN!"
… and so the world ground to a screeching halt.
I warned you.
Your eyes burned, didn't they?
Please excuse the Lolspeak. (meaning the painfully misspelled language…^_^'')