What Would Naruto Characters Do During the Apocalypse?

Choji would attack Famine

Lee would take on all Four Horsemen

Sakura's skin would begin, strangely, to turn black

Kakashi would show up reading Makeout Paradise to explain that Inner Sakura was breaking forth

Sasuke would seek vengeance, but fail after being pulled in half by Ino and Inner Sakura

Naruto would panic, complain, and take on the Hokage

Hinata would follow Naruto around pleading with him not to do anything dangerous

Orochimaru and Gaara would throw a party

Kabuto would suck up to the Four Horsemen

Shikamaru would sit around sighing about how much of a drag the apocalypse was