Hermione and Draco were speeding down the road on a motorbike.
Hermione: "I'm scared. Please slow down!"
Draco: "No, this is fun!"
Hermione: "No it's not. Slow down!"
Draco: "…Then tell me you love me!"
Hermione: "Fine, I love you! Slow down!
Draco: "now give me a big hug…"
Hermione hugs him
Draco: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself…it's bugging me"
Hermione does so
Hermione: "Alright, now slow down!"
Draco: "I Love You Babe!"
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, Draco realised that his brakes broke
But he didn't want to let Hermione know
Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time
Then he had her wear his helmet so she would live
Even though it would mean he would die…