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Sweet surprise.

"Draco, what are these?"

"Love Hearts!" he replied. "Like it says on the packet. I thought you were supposed to be smart."

Hermione bristled, but ignored the jibe. "Draco, these are candy hearts. They were made by muggles."

"Yeah, so?" he shrugged.

"Draco, you hate sweets, and you hate muggles."

"I don't hate sweets! I mean, I prefer cake, but I don't hate them. And I don't hate all muggles. I have a soft spot for one…"

"And you decided to prove this by buying me sweets?"

"Who said I had a soft spot for you?"

She smacked him on the arm, a small smile playing on her lips.

"Look," Draco sighed. "I just wanted you to think I was cute, like…a bunny rabbit. 'Cos when you were dating Zabini all I heard was 'Blaise did the cutest thing today', 'Oh, Draco, guess what Blaise said to me! It was just so adorable!' And it was bloody annoying y'know? And now he's in the best friend position and I want him to listen to stories about how wonderful I am."

Hermione smiled softly, "He already does."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

He wrinkled his nose, "Do you still want these?" he asked, pointing at the sweets.

"I'm sure I can find some use for them," she smirked, licking her lips.

He raised an eyebrow, "Does it involve tying me up?"

"Funnily enough, it does…"

"Does it also involve cake?"

"Maybe…"

"Chocolate cake?"

"It depends"

"On?"

"How good you look in a bunny costume."

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