I found a video on youtube with this song and I thought that it would fit the kingdom hearts mood.
Sora sat down on the beach near the water. It had been a rough day, and there was nothing like just kicking back and watching the ocean. However, his moments of peace were interrupted by his best friend.
"Hey Sora, what's up?" Riku asked as he sat down next to Sora.
"Not much, just trying to get what happened today out of my mind" Riku looked puzzled.
"Well, see, I was in town today, and there was this guy. I didn't really pay attention to him, but I noticed that he kept staring at me and winking. I think he might have been gay." Riku laughed.
"So now you like guys huh?" Sora shook his head vigorously.
"I do not! That guy was just weird!"
"Well maybe he thought you were gay too!" Riku played as he gave Sora a small rub in the head. Sora pushed him off.
"Riku, don't joke about things like that!" he said.
"Sora come on, you know that most fans of the game think that you're..."
"Riku! Can we please not talk about it!" Sora turned away from his friend and crossed his arms. Riku laughed at him again.
"There's nothing wrong with it!" Sora was apparently not listening. Riku looked back out to the ocean.
"Well fine, if you don't want to answer me, I just want you to know..."
"Riku, please don't..." began Sora, but it was too late.
If you were gay
"Riku, must you sing the song again?"
That would be ok
"We've gone over this."
I mean cause hey
I'd like you anyway
Sora got up. "Stop it"
Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free to say
That I was gay
But I'm not gay
"Do I look gay to you Riku?" Riku kinda got quiet
"HEY!"
If you were queer
"Do you listen?"
I'd still be here
"STOP!"
Year after year
Because you're dear to me
And I know that you
Would accept me too
If I told you today
Hey, guess what, I'm gay
But I'm not gay
"Or so you say..."
I'm happy just being with you
So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys
"RIKU THAT IS WRONG!"
If you were gay
I'd shout hurray
"I'm not listening to you"
And here I'd stay
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
But I wouldn't get in your way
You can count on me
To always be
Beside you everyday
To tell you it's ok
You were just born that way
And as they say it's in your DNA
You're gay
"I AM NOT GAY!"
If you were gay
Riku stood up and walked by Sora, putting his arm around Sora's neck.
"You know man, I'm glad we had this talk." And he kissed him on the cheek. With that Riku left the beach to go to the tree house to get a better view of the sunset. As Sora watched Riku leave, he rubbed the spot where Riku kissed him, and only one thought ran through his mind.
'I could be gay...'
Well there ya go, not much, but I wanted to get it out there cause I thought it was funny.
Quotes from: Pirates of the Caribbean 2
"Hide the rum"- Captain Jack Sparrow
"What about Jack? I won't leave him! (lookes back and sees jack being chased by the tribe) time to go."- Will Turner
"Hello Beastie"- Captain Jack Sparrow