Yee hee hee! Another ficcy for me to torture you readers with by not updating!! ::ducks variously thrown blunt objects:: Oh well, since I liked doing the other poetry fic, I decided to do a similar twist, only funnier. Sort of. Mebbe. I'll let you decide. And-a now, some Zelda Haiku (as the title promised)!!! O yiss, this bunch is from Link's pov, I dunno bout the rest.lol!

Disclaimer: I OWN A DEAD MONKEY NAMED MR. HINEYSNIFF!!! But nothing else.

Fairies How I hate Navi That annoying ball of puff I will soon kill her

Tatl is the worst She likes to hit my bad spots I will destroy her

Tael will soon die He ate my beloved cat Named Mr. Satan



Ummm mebbe not that good yet.but I'm trying!! ::cries:: Thinking hurts me head!!! o well.who's pov should I do next? Tell me NOW!!!