Title: Oblivious

Summary: Lilly decides that Oliver and Miley are blind to their attraction to one another, and decides to do something about it. Meanwhile, Lilly makes a new friend who just so happens to know a certain Jake Ryan…

Pairings: Miley x Oliver, Lilly x OC

A/N: Ok guys, so the way this one is going to work, I have this story already written, but I won't update unless I get, at the very least, three comments on each chapter. So be nice and please comment. I want to update this one! I like it.

CHAPTER 1

Miley sat on a towel on the beach, staring with unfocused eyes at the waves. Her thoughts were jumbled like a thousand piece jigsaw.

'And I'm missing nine hundred of the pieces,' she thought glumly.

"Yo-la," she heard a familiar voice trill.

"Hey Lil," Miley said without looking behind her.

Lilly plopped down next to her, looking suddenly concerned.

"What's wrong?"

Miley sighed.

"Everything's just so…confusing. I mean, Jake kissed me a month ago, then left for Romania. I haven't heard from him since," Lilly nodded sympathetically, "And I think…well, I've kind of realized how…how superficial my crush on him was."

"Superficial," exclaimed Lilly, "It so was not superficial!" she paused, "Superficial means what again?" Miley giggled in spite of herself.

"It means that I based my feelings for him off of his looks instead of his personality." Lilly nodded.

"Yeah, then. It was pretty much superficial."

Miley elbowed Lilly playfully.

"Thanks a lot." Lilly shrugged.

"So does this mean you don't like him anymore?" she asked.

Miley nodded.

"Pretty much."

Lilly beamed.

"So…you wouldn't mind if a certain bestest friend of yours kinda sorta liked him again?" she asked hopefully.

"He's all yours," replied Miley with a grin. Lilly squealed.

"Good! He's soooo gorgeous."

"You wouldn't be talking about me, now would you?" came a voice from behind them.

Miley and Lilly whirled around to see Oliver grinning as he approached them.

"Ew! No," Miley replied jokingly, "Jake Ryan."

The smile slid off Oliver's face, and a cloud passed across his beautiful brown eyes at the mention of Jake.

'Wait,' thought Miley, 'Did I just call his eyes beautiful?...yikes!''

"So everything's still good with your…zombie slaying…boyfriend?" he asked, having trouble with the last word.

Miley rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, right. I've decided he's not worth it. I'm going to break up with him."

Oliver's gloomy expression transformed back into the wide grin he'd been wearing.

"Ok…" said Miley, frowning, "What's with the smile?"

Oliver stared into space for a moment, before blinking, as if awakening from a trance. His face was a bit flushed.

"Oh, I, uh…" he stammered quickly, "Listen! I can hear the ice cream truck!"

Sure enough, the annoyingly cheerful tune of Pop-Goes-the-Weasel was drifting across the beach from the parking lot.

"Be right back," Oliver cried, rushing towards the truck.

"He's awfully excited over that ice cream," remarked Lilly, laughing.

'Wait,' she though, 'what if he…But he couldn't…Could he? And his face…OH! He does…Oooh…'

Lilly began to smile as a plan formed in the back of her mind. How could her best friends be so blind? Well, she was going to fix that. No doubt about it.

"Lilly? Earth to Lil," called Miley, snapping her fingers in front of Lilly's face, "You okay?"

Lilly nodded.

"Just great! Peachy!" Miley raised an eyebrow, but before she could comment on Lilly's use of the word 'peachy', Oliver reappeared.

He was licking at a fudgesicle, managing to get chocolate all around his mouth. It looked somewhat like he had grown an odd beard and moustache.

Lilly and Miley stared at him in silence for a moment before dissolving into giggles.

"What?" asked Oliver, totally oblivious to the chocolate that was now dripping onto his shirt, "You've never seen a chocolate popsicle before?"

A/N: So, whadaya think of my first chapter? Should I continue? Should I even consider updating? SHOULD OLIVER GET A NAPKIN? These are the questions that haunt me...Click the happy purple button and let me know!