COTK: Sequal to Troublesome yall!

Troublesome cut it, dumbass.

Ch1 PMS

Deidara stomped out of his room and into the living room, where Hidan was. He was fumming about something you will soon find out later on.

Hidan looked up and smirked at him as he stood there breathing hard and glaring icy cold daggers at the white haired man.

"What can I do you for?" Hidans smirk grew as Deidara's breathing became labored and he glared harder.

"H-Hidan.. You... You. You... HIDAN YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hidans smirk dicipated into a ever growing frown, as he, too, started glaring at the other in the room. Deidara held something in his hand as Hidan sat up straight from his laying on the bed position.

"What...did you call me?" Hidan growled deeply while getting off the bed.

"I called you a dumbass, yeah..." Deidara growled just as low.

"Deidara..." Deidara's gaze followed Hidan's movements as he made his furious way to him.

"What?!"

"What have I told you about calling me that?..."

"Shut the fuck up, yeah!"

"Aw... PMSing are we now?... How cute..." Hidan smiled, leaning his face close to Deidara's. Deidara only glared harder and moved away from him. "Whats a matter? Not happy to see me?"

"Fucking pissed to see you! You fucking cock sucking mother fucker!!!" Deidara swore in a way that literally made Hidan proud to be his mating buddy.

"Phew! Such a naughty mouth. Gonna have to see if we can put it to better use, ne?" Hidan smiled and pulled Deidara in the room, closing and locking the door.

"What?! Let the fuck go of me you homosexual bastard, yeah!!!" The blonde crossed his arms in somewhat of an angry stance, giving the Jashin-worshiper a peircing, lone blue eye as though it was actually suppose to have some effect on him. Unfortunately for the said Akatsuki blond, Hidan had been with a partner who glared worse at him, so being a stubborn one that he was, he smirked and held on tighter, turning him around so Deidara's other arm had to hold on to his shoulder for balance. At this opprotunity, Hidan placed his hand on Deidara's hip bone, running his thumb over it, smirking softly over him.

"Ah, touche', Dei-chan," he purred, lowering his head to the other's ear, making Deidara blush angerly for loosing the dominace so quickly, and for Hidan's cheeky state. Hidan had to get what was coming to him for what he did!

Immediately after that had been said, Deidara unlatched his arm from Hidan's shoulder, glowering daggers from hell and back at him, and he yanked his wrist free. "Don't you dare pass on by like nothing had happened, dumbass, yeah! You ruined my clay, my art, for your stupid sacrifices! Why in the hell did you even use a ritual with clay, yeah!?"

Hidan cocked his head to the side as though this wasn't any importance to him, and just chuckled. "I wanted to see if I could use a substitue if all I have is fucking you around." His face became blank just then, wait, not just blank, but the stupidified look that came along with it. Deidara's had noticed this, and the statement he had said, his own face becoming full of disgust.

"You used my art for that, too, yeah! God, Hidan! Go to hell, yeah!" And he stormed to the door. Hidan was confused by the gesture.

He was thinking long and hard abouth what he had said. Then his eyes got wide, and he followed Deidara to try and explain what he meant.

But of corse he himself didnt know what he meant so it was going to be sorta hard. He turned a corner with a hallway going both to the right and the left. He looked to the left and saw blonde hair turn the corner.

He's going to the basement to blow shit up... Hidan smirked and darted to off to the left and finally caught up with him. Placing his hands on his shoulders, he turned Deidara around. Deidara returned the notion with a devious glare and a 'Hmph', looking away from him and closing his eyes.

"What do you want, clay fucker, yeah?..."

"To explain what I meant." Deidara opened one eye and looked at him, still glaring though.

"Okay... Explain away, yeah. What did you mean by' I wanted to see if I could use a substitue if all I have is fucking you around'? " Deidara asked, giving Hidan his full attention and a 'tell me now, fucker' look.

Hidan cleared his throat and took a deep breath.

"I meant..." He darted his eyes back and forth. Holy fuck. What do I mean? "Uh..."

"Im waiting Hidan, un..." Deidara tapped his foot, reminding Hidan of a mad house wife. He had to surpress a snigger for that, which made Deidara all the most suspicious. "Welll...!?" Hidan's brain finally signed on, and he tried to remember. Oh yeah, now he remembered.

"Exactly the same way you said before! I was scuplting them into people and trying if they'd work the same as a sacrifice, 'cause when I'm just stuck here with you, I can't really just go out and randomly attack people. And it just so happens I used my favorite word at an inconvientiant time. Happy now?!" Hidan snapped.

"Dont get an additude with me, un..." Hidan growled and walked off, back into his room and slammed the door shut behind him.

And he said I was PMSing, yeah... Deidara continued walking for the basement. The occasional arguments where a natural part of theirrelationship, wonder when they are going to tell the others.

COTK: Okee dokee! That be chapter ichi for yee. I am going to go and make much less sence of other things I touch and or deal with... Toodles! Ch2 will be out sometime in the near or far future, so dont ask me when.. Cause i have no idea...