"What is it Lee?" When Lee caught up they walk in a slow pace, side by side. "Well?" Sasuke spat out impatiently. "Well I was wondering..." Lee blushed fiercely but cleared his throat. "I was wonder if you perfered emotion lotion or ID glide." Sasuke's face dropped and his eyes went three sizes bigger.
"What?!? Why would you want to know that?"
Lee rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment. "Sakura told me to ask you. So wants sex with me to be close to what sex with you would be like."
"That's just weird, therefore I refuse to answer that question."
"Hey teme, bushy-brows." Then an idea popped into Lee's head. If Sasuke wouldn't talk, maybe his lover would.
"Oi, Naruto-kun."
"Hmm?"
"Which lubricant do you and Sasuke use when you have sex?" The blue eyed blonde put a a eligante finger to his chin.
"Naruto don't-" The Uchiha was cut off before he could finish.
"Umm, that red stuff that gets hot when you blow on it."
"Emotion lotion?" Lee asked with an eyebrow raised.
Naruto nodded, "Yeah, thats the stuff."
"Thanks a lot." Lee bowed and ran off to tell Sakura his new found information.
"What's with him." Naruto asked dumbfounded. Sasuke frowned at the blonde.
"Dobe, don't give out information about our sex life, especially if Sakura or Lee ask."