"Marcus, will you just roll the dang die." Ronnie asked in slight annoyance.
"Which die? There are five!" Marcus looked up from the map in confusion with a hand full of dice.
"Why are we even playing this dumb game?" Frida leaned back in her chair, annoyed.
"Aww guys, come on, I've always wanted to play a roleplaying game!" Ronnie responded distraught.
The group were sitting at a round table in the training, they were playing Dungeons and Dragons. Django and Zoe had joined them.
"Well, if you wanted to roleplay we could have just-"Marcus was cut off by Zoe kicking him in the shin.
"Oww!"
"That's what you get, perv!" The avian girl snapped at him.
"Awww, jealous?"
"Why you little-" Before she could cause him anymore harm, a skeletal hand gripped her shoulder in a calming way.
"Calm down, dove, he's not worth a fight." Django told her in a nonchalant kind of way.
"Ok, ok, were getting off track. Guys, let's just get back to the game."
"Ok, ok!" Marcus rolled the die and got a 14.
Ronnie clapped happily and then told the group what happened; "14 is a decent roll, so you dodge the attack, but miss your hit."
"Dang it."
"Frida, it's your turn." Ronnie turned to the blue haired girl.
A few more rounds later and it was Marcus's turn again. They were fighting a powerful boss, (which was played by Manny) everybody's characters were hurt, the whole round could depend on him. But he was injured as well, he had to be clever.
"…is there any chance I can talk my way out of this?" He chuckled nervously.
"What no, you can'-" Manny was interrupted by Ronnie, who was the Dungeon master.
"Actually yes." Ronnie handed him a 20 sided die "I wish you luck."
Marcus shook the die in his hand before tossing it onto the table. It landed on a 20.
"WHAT?!" Manny exclaimed.
"That was such a good charisma roll…" Ronnie sat with an open mouth in surprise.
"I think Marcus might have just seduced his way out this!" Frida laughed, Manny and Marcus ranting and sputtering in anger and confusion.
"I now pronounce your characters, Man and Were-Tiger." Django snickered.
"WHAT? NO! I wouldn't marry him if somebody held a gun to my head!" Marcus snapped.
"I would never marry that perv!" Manny snapped.
"Hey, I am a straight perv!" Mark snapped at the tiger boy. "I wouldn't even choose you in an 'If I had to pick a guy' situation! That would be Django."
"Annnd I have suddenly been pulled into this couple's dispute." Django went a little wide eyed.
The two continued to rant while Django made snarky remarks. Being bi made it all the more funny to him.