Kakashi Discovers FanFiction

Three students were waiting on the Konoha bridge. It was an average day, and as such, their teacher was late.

"Yo. We're going into the woods today. Get running."

The three sighed. the woods were for hardcore training, this would be a long day.

Watching his students practice chakra control was boring, so Kahashi picked up his book. A few minutes later he put it down again. Jiraiya was getting lazy, he hadn't written any new volumes for over a year. First the book had gotten him hooked, addicted, and then his supply ran out. Was there any justice in the world?

Kahashi looked up to see Sakura, who had reached her target for the day. Her eye twitched slightly at the sight of the book but she relaxed as he put it into his jounin jacket.

"You look down today, Sensei."

Ah the fangirl, an intuitive creature to say the least.

"If you must know Sakura, I've run out of reading material."

"You call those reading material?" She shook her head at him condescendingly. "Maybe you should look up your book on fanfiction."

"Fan-whaty now?"

"Fanfiction. It's a website where everyday people write stories with the characters from their favourite series. I mostly use it to get my yaoi fix, but it might have some Icha Icha Paradise stuff."

Kahashi was shocked. "You, yaoi...what!"

Sakura smirked.

That night Kahashi was pacing, waiting for Iruka to get off MSN. The copynin's whole reality could change if what Sakura said was true. Free Icha Icha material about any characters you want! ("Assuming those thing even have characters" she had said.)

"Ka-chan, do you know what this means?" Iruka was pointing at a strange word on his conversation with Anko. It looked like "l33t."

"No clue. Are you done talking to that crazy bitch, I need to get on!"

Iruka looked at his dashing partner, he was all riled up about something.

"For your information, Anko has some great ideas for handling the kids at the Academy. And yes, I'm done. I'll be in the shower."

"Yeah, yeah..." hungrily Kahaski stole the poor laptop, after quickly kissing his partner good night. Iruka got insecure without such fluffy physical contact.

The following day, instead of a small orange book, Kakashi brought the (wifi connected, lucky bastard) laptop around with him.

Also the next day, Iruka tried one of Anko's methods. Of course, the kids got even rowdier, so he decided to try his lover's tried and true method: if you want attention, stop giving it away.

He pulled out a little orange book with the words Icha Icha Paradise # 1 on the front, followed by NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS right underneath.

The children stared in awe.

The teacher smiled at them lazily. Today was a good day.