Yes I am back from my hole I call a bedroom and I got off my ass and started another story! (yayaayayaya!) Yeah I have been writing loads of little one-shots and I have decided that I am going to upload them. I will try and cover everything, (yes, even Valduggery. I'll try my best.) So yes. This one is...slightly random but hope you enjoy! (all characters belong to their rightful owners. That's Derek Landy, Tomska, DominicFear and Sissy i think thats it) :P
Valkyrie hid in her room with a crazed look on her face. She had it. She had the Mystical Lollipop of Rainbows and Ponycorns. And everyone was trying to take it from her. This lollipop was the secret to world peace but in the wrong hands it was a normal lollipop, but not just ANY normal lollipop, it was the lollipop of the Doom Toilet seat!
She heard someone coming up the stairs she backed up against her wall and held the lollipop tight. It was Tanith she looked at her with her serious face. "Valkyrie give me the lollipop. I need it now."
"NO it's mine!"
"Don't make me get the Lolbee's!" Valkyrie gasped,
"You wouldn't!"
"You better believe it! Just hand over the lollipop and no one gets hurt." The Lolbees are a special race of bees, when they sting you, you fall to the floor in fit of laughter and soon die then when you die they take your body and put it in the ROFLCOPTER! The ROFLCOPTER! Then takes you away to a special place and when you wake up, you are a Lolbee!
Tanith walked over to Valkyrie her hand outstretched Valkyrie held The Mystical Lollipop of Rainbows and Ponycorns behind her back and snarled at Tainth, she got up and jumped out her window. Tanith screamed "FOR LADY GAGA!" and jumped out the window after Valkyrie.
"You don't want to do this Tanith! You know what I can do with this."
"Pfft that's just a myth; you can't do Shoop-da-woop with that!"
"Really?" Valkyrie held the lollipop in front of her and the Shoop-da-woop face came up on it, it shouted,
"IMA FIRIN' ME LAZAR!" Then a stream of blue lazer shot out of its mouth and hit Tanith square in the chest and disintegrated her. Valkyrie jumped for joy and started to dance. Then a mysterious sound came from above. It was a UFO!
"ALIEN ATTACK!" she looked at the driver, it was the dreaded Blublublu! She clenched her hands into fists and shouted, "THROW THE CHEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEE!" She picked up a conveniently place bag of cheese and threw the cheese at the Blublublu's space ship one by one. Nothing happened. But Valkyrie still shouted "YEAH!"
Then out of nowhere came two unicorns. One purple, one pink. The pink one shouted,
"Quick Valkyrie! The evil Blublublu are going to get you!" Valkyrie gasped in horror then the purple one said,
"Quick grab onto our tongues!" Their tongues wrapped around Valkyrie and they teleported to Outer Space where they met up with Nyan Cat. Valkyrie waved goodbye to the unicorns and flew Nyan Cat through space.
Ten out of nowhere Tac Nayn appeared and riding him was...Tanith! They were just about to collide when the Mine Turtle fell out of nowhere they both shouted "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" They it said in its cute voice,
"Hello!" and exploded, killing everything around them.
Skulduggery watched Tanith and Valkyrie like he had been for the past 20 minutes. He had followed them upstairs and everything. Ghastly laughed as they lay on the kitchen floor asleep. Skulduggery looked at Ghastly,
"You filmed everything didn't you."
"Hell yeah!"
"Let's just say, I am never leaving them in the house together with what they said were edible mushrooms."
"We have to play this back to them once they aren't high."
"That will be an event worth waiting for. Come on help me get them upstairs and strapped into bed so nothing else can happen."
"This will teach them to use drugs."
"Yes it will."
The next morning...
Tanith, Valkyrie, Skulduggery and Ghastly sat on the couch in Gordon's house. Tanith and Valkyrie stared at the TV screen mouths wide open,
"We did all that last night?" Skulduggery nodded holding back the laughter,
"In most of it we are talking to ourselves? And what was that thing about the lollipop?"Valkyrie asked,
"We were asking that ourselves. Now then, have you girls learnt your lesson about drugs?"
"What that when you take drugs you get to have a better time? Then yes!"
"No you were meant to say that drug taking is wrong" But they weren't listening to Skulduggery and they ran upstairs to find some more mushrooms.
"Oh noes! Skull come on we need to stop them!" Skulduggery brought out a tranquiliser gun and put on his sunglasses 'like a boss' and said,
"Let's take down these bitches."