This is probably set like, I dunno, 5 years in the future, maybe? Pepper and Tony are getting married! *confetti*

Steve Rogers didn't quite know how he ended up in a strip club in New York.

No, wait, he did.

Tony Stark.

It had all started that morning over breakfast while Clint, Bruce and Tony were discussing his bachelor party. The fact that infamous womanizer Tony Stark was even getting married was still sinking in for Steve. It was something very hard to imagine. But if anyone was going to make him an honest man, Pepper Potts was certainly up for the job.

"I know this place downtown," Tony began.

"You always know of places downtown, Tony. I really don't think that Pepper will appreciate your face in a strip club on every tabloid magazine on the eve of your wedding," Bruce interrupted, always the sensible one.

"It's not a strip club, Bruce. Give me a little credit. If I wanted strippers I could order them to come over to the mansion," Tony brushed him off easily and rolled his eyes.

"Or he would, but Pepper would see the bank statements," Clint sniggered and went on to make a whip movement with his hand and the accompanying sound.

Tony went on all the same, "I know this place, it's classy, it's a restaurant and a casino. We'll have something to eat, have a few drinks and gamble our money away, how about it?"

"First of all, Tony, I believe it's your best man who's supposed to be planning your bachelor party," Bruce said firmly, "And secondly, by 'we' I hope you mean yourself, Thor, Clint, Steve and Rhody."

Steve just shook his head. It didn't matter what decade it was-he was not going to a strip-joint.

"First of all, Bruce, Col. James Rhodes is others occupied for the moment, and secondly, by 'we' I mean me, Thor, Clint, Steve, Rhody, you and," he paused for effect, "Phil for good luck."

Steve choked on his corn flakes.

"You're bringing Phil?" he coughed out. Why was Tony planning on bringing Nick Fury's lackey with them?

"Why not? The guy looks like he hasn't had a good time in years. Plus, this way Nick Fury can chew him out if anything bad happens."

"What he's actually saying is 'Pepper made me'," Clint mocked him, always observant. Of course Pepper did not want Tony to have a bachelor party at all, and poor Phil had walked into the room just as they were arguing. Thus he got roped in to make sure Tony was on his best behaviour.

"The fact is," Tony growled out, "this place is calm, barely anyone goes their because it's upper class, so no stressful environment and no naked women to scare the Virgin Mary over there."

Clint chuckled at that and Bruce tried to hide his smile. Steve had gotten over the jokes. The never did believe that he had a one night stand, back before super-serum. It was short and awkward, but he didn't think that telling Stark he'd only had sex once was any better than telling him he'd never had sex. Tony could believe what he wanted.

"I don't think this is a good idea," Bruce harped on. He did not want to go to any kind of party. He had more than enough control on his emotions, but he preferred to stay in doors with his work.

"But I'm bringing Phil! Nothing could go wrong!" he almost pleaded. He really needed this party or he'd get cold feet.

"Guys," he tried again, "this is the last and only time I want to have bachelor and this is the last and only time that I want all you to be there, that includes you, Steve."

Steve just shrugged and nodded. One night out couldn't hurt, could it?

"I'm in," Clint said easily. He would have preferred a strip-club.

"I'm pretty sure that Thor isn't doing anything tonight and Rhody has a duty as my best man, so I'm just waiting on you, big guy?" he looked at Bruce hopefully.

Bruce did not want to go. But he looked over to Clint and then over to Steve's indifference and then to Tony's pleading eyes. He could feel himself falter in the wake of this peer pressure.

"Jesus, fine!" he finally said. He would not enjoy himself and he would not have a single drink.

Steve's plan was much the same.

However, as it turned out, Tony Stark was a dirty liar.

"I didn't lie, I just lied about somethings."

Steve just shook his head. But there was no way of getting out of it now without making a scene.

They had gone to a nice looking casino in uptown New York, just as Tony said. They walked through the silver building and up three or four flights of escalators and up two levels in a shiny elevator. Then when the doors 'ding'-ed open, they were ushered into a giant room covered in gold and trimmed with red silk and velvet couches.

They were guided past old fat men and young girls wearing very little or even less until they reached large table in the corner where bottles of alcohol and cups were waiting for them.

"Damn, Tony, I see why you didn't want me to pick your venue," Rhody said, "I would have just taken you to a strip-joint."

"I know Rhody," Tony said patting him on the back, and smiling wickedly. They all sat down, and Steve felt very uncomfortable as one of the women wearing even less came over to them and asked them what they wanted to drink.

Steve couldn't help but notice her bosom as it was on the verge of spilling out of her silver sparkly spandex crop top. He thought that may be the idea, though.

"Oh, we've got just enough drinks," Tony paused to look at her name tag, "Candy. But I heard there would live entertainment tonight?"

The girl-Candy- smiled ridiculously bright white teeth, "You just said the magic words, Mr Stark. We have something special lined up for you and your guests tonight."

Then as she walked away the song 'I need a Hero' started to play and girls started coming out hidden doors in the room.

From what Steve could see from his very obvious stand point, there was at least one girl very every man in the VIP section, and they all seemed to have a theme.

Some wore skimpy green bikinis with short purple skirts, others wore black crop tops and commando shorts with archer gloves, then there were those who wore red and yellow much in the same style of the ones with the green bikinis, and then, of course, there were those who wore a little red cape and white and silver bikinis and finally, there was one or two girls wearing a costume that vaguely resembled the dames that used to danced around to the 'Star-Spangled Man' song.

Yes, very similar, except that the skirts were shorter and the shirts barely covered anything.

He felt his face grow very hot and spared a glance at the rest of his team mates.

Tony was laughing and enjoying the show. Rhody was laughing along with him and pulling out money from Tony's wallet. Clint was smirking and took money out of Rhody's hand. Thor just looked bewildered and slightly uncomfortable and Bruce looked completely embarrassed and poured himself a glass of wine. Phil looked indifferent.

Steve looked back at the dancing girls and nearly jumped out of his skin when one of the star spangled girls was suddenly in front of him, dancing provocatively.

"Yes, miss, he would definitely like a private lap dance!" Tony chirped quickly and snatched his wallet back from Rhody.

"No, I-."

"My name's Peggy," the girl said gently and placed her hand on the side of his face. He could suddenly see her bright green eyes hidden underneath her makeup. She lips looked soft and sweet. She wasn't short, but that may have been her heels. Her ample bosom threaten to pop the buttons of her tiny shirt and he couldn't help the reaction of her body, he was a man after all. He would just have to go to this private room and explain everything to her.

Lovely, yet another awkward sexual experience he would have to live down.

He would kill Tony Stark if it was the last thing he did.

Oh schnap! Lol, review and I shall continue the naughtiness in the next chapter. I might even make it a whole story-I DONT KNOW. HAHAHAHAHA. Isn't steve just too cute. God I just wanna bite him *bites the air* Yes, I'd like some honey with my order, please?

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