What on Earth

A\N This is something what just popped in my head. Very random. Enjoy.

Okay so this is two random boy and girl who now the gang, there conversation has something special. LOL.

Boy starts.

Hey I was thinking of becoming a pilot.

Really? I would love to stage fight

Maybe a ping-pong player

Haven't you heard of the great ping-pong scam?

No but its better than to freak the freak out.

True,oh have you heard of the worst couple?

What Beck and the prom wrecker?

Of course.

There not that bad. Jade gets crushed you know

Well Jade dumps Beck.

You mean dumped

Yeah, whatever. Beck's like the survival of the hottest

Tori fixes Jade and Beck

Well duh, but that was driving Tori crazy

That must have been Beck's big break

Did you hear about that club

What the gorilla club

Yeah, you know how Trina got in?

I don't know but apparently the gorilla went too wild so Who did it to Trina?

We shouldnt talk about this or Robarazzi will come.

Oh that stopped after Robbie sells Rex

Oh I thought Rex dies.

No he went to the wood and found a film by Dale Squires and he asked him to be in the Breakfast Bunch and Robbie had to beg on your knees but had to sell him.

So sad, at least he didn't have to count 1000 berry balls.

Or there was car rain and fire.

Why are we talking about Robbie he should get locked up

That aint nice Andre's horrible girl.

Oh so I'm horrible now, you should try being on Tori & Jade's Playdate.

You should try spending time with Cat's new boyfriend.

Danny isn't that bad, you're a terror on cupcake street.

Oh im so offended, your part of the blonde squad.

That's low, crazy Ponnie

Its Conner, you're a bad room-mate.

Oh right lets stop this wok star

Strange, there's going to be a sleepover at Sicowitz

Its like finding ice-cream for Kesha.

At the end Beck will fall for Tori.

No Jade will be the bad roommate then.

Tori has better chances of being the Hambone king

Or making a film called Tori the zombie.

Have you made up the brithweek song yet?

No its stupid, like the bird scene

Stupid is when Tori tortures teacher

That ended up in the slap fight.

You wanna go to Wanko's warehouse.

Your taking me on a date there?

It will be an opposite date

Fine, Helen back again.

Great Helen's great, Tori gets stuck for the audition.

LOL, I think she's doing her play A christmas Tori

That's so stupid, their brain squeezers.

Okay, the diddly- bops are on.

Why are you watching that.

Its like watching three girls and a moose

Thats an April fools blank.

What does that even mean.

Have no clue but sounds good.

BREAKING NEWS: Tori goes Platinum

Oh great there's going to be a Cell Block soon Bye hun xoxo

KK bye babes xoxoxoxo