Once a upon a time, there was a fat Mexican girl named Dora and her monkey butler, Boots. They were walking in a random jungle with no GPS or letting Dora's parents know where she is. When she opened her mouth to speak, she automatically burped! "Boots!" Boots whipped his head around. "What, Dora?", he moaned. Dora burped once again. "I want some French Fries!" "Well… We need to find the "Golden Justin Beiber Hairs of Destiny", he sighed with mocking tone in his voice. The fat girl did nothing whine and whine like a puppy down the yellow poop road. "Boots? Why am I stuck?"Dora tried to lift her foot, it didn't even wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. The stressed out monkey found himself stuck in the poo on the road. "Well… We need to get out this poop. Maybe the map has something to say about this." Boots sighed and pulled out the map. That evil paper object was whining about a bigger salary. "Oh god", Boots breathed. "I hope he something to say about this."
Will our "heroes" get out the yellow poop road? Will the map have something to say about getting stuck? Will Dora get her French Fries? We will find out next time on:
THE ADVENTURES OF DORA AND BOOTS!