This is pretty what would happen if I ever bumped into Robert Pattinson and I am not exaggerating. It is short but I needed a break from writing my other story. Just a little something I whipped up while being bored. Please review and check out my other story.

I wonder if I should get the Twilight umbrella or Twilight action figures first, I thought as walking down the street. I had on my absolute favorite shirt on. Well no duh, it is my Twilight shirt. I was looking at my new Twilight shoes when my head hit something.

This was nothing new for me being as clumsy as I am, but when I looked up to apogee for bumping into who ever it was and froze. My eyes grew wider and wider.

"Um…are you alright?" the one the only Robert Pattinson asked.

"OME!!!!!! You-you-you are Robert Pattinson!!!!!" I hollered, "Oh My Gawd no way you came to turn me into a vampire didn't you. Oh my Gawd you got my millions of fan-letters didn't you, didn't you?!? This has been my life long dream since like EVER!!!! I love love love love you!!!!!" I said jumping into his arms.

He didn't say anything so I went on, "You are an amazing actor and I think vampires are sooooooooooo much better than werewolves!!! OME!!! You are on my shirt see. See look, can't you see right there!!!!! I love love you!!!!" I chattered while pointing at my shirt.

Edward's POV (thoughts)

What the bloody hell? Who is this girl? Oh man, she is one of those fans. Crap… Is that me on her shirt and on her shoes? Do they even make those? Did she just ask me if I came to turn her into a vampire? She did! Weirdo… Don't these people know I am an actor I am ACTING as a vampire. Geesh.

Did she expect me to read those letters? You know the ones with the sparkly heart stickers on the envelope?

This is getting pretty weird…

Me POV

"Bite me! Oh please bite me!!! I want to be a vampire, cause they ROCK!!!!! Here bite me on my neck right there. Ready. Set. GO! I said go why are you biting me? Why I am worthy of being a vampire. I am worthy. I am worthy." I rambled while jumping out of his arm and bowing and his feet. People were starring now, but who cares.

"You know if you don't bite me. Then I will just go find Alice and she will. Where is she? She is you sister she can't be far behind." I said looking over his shoulder.

Edward's POV(thoughts)

I hate it when people tell me to bite them. It is so stupid. You don't just walk up to a person and ask them if you can bite them.

What is she doing? Is she bowing down to me. Man, I like the publicity, but I don't think this is worth it.

Ok. Hello? Do you know that I am not really Edward Cullen and he DOSN"T exists. Alice Cullen doesn't either and she is not my sister!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am just slowly going to walk away and RUN FOR IT.

Me POV

"Wait! Wait! Where are you going? Well, I will see you later. Bye I love you." I hollered after him.

Oh well, can't I believe I just met Edward Cullen!!!!!