Epic Rap Battle of History: Azure V.S Crimson
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Azure: Help, you're making my ears bleed, You ain't no muscle, Why you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a guttle? You're the type of girl who'd die of a heart attack in Just the shower. Chill out for a minute, we've been waiting fo an hour. Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream Me, your face looks like a Shit-eyed duck, Ion LSD. I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend. I can see through all your tricks. I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick.
Crimson: You Fuckin' long haired, living in your yellow submarine, We about to get sunk with a right wing political machine. Stop your presses, London, You call me Miss. Crimson Riley, When It comes to squash lively's, I commit it highly. You weak, between you and me, theres no comparison. I'll beat you so badly, you gonna look like Bill Harrison.
Crimson: Your Paul Mcartney's Bitch, I'd rather suck George Bush's dick. Then you'll go, Oh no!
Azure: But you can't find me love, I kick your ass for free. I'll take Mangus's double hammer, You will the rock of me, I'm tired of how you see, To stir the people up, Why don't you take a vacation, and shut the Fuck Up!
Crimson: Cause' I'm evil, Dark black then a banshee, 10,000 dollar boots, I use to stomp out beetles, Don't tell me to shut the Fuck Up, That's how I survive, Hair's stink...Fuck It! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
Who won? Who's the best? You decide! Epic rap battle's of history!
Ok, I'll tell you what this is. I typed this by ear, and there are rap challenges on youtube like this. Sorry, I know it's kind of explicit, but thats how the rap battle was. These are my two OC's for Transformer's movieverse. I know i've been gone, lack of insparation. Tell me who you think won in the reviews!
...damn this bottom note is long, Imma shut up now...