Lowered Expectations: MLP Version
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, or anything involving the show MadTV. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and its characters are owned by Hasbro and its creator, Lauren Faust, and MadTV is owned by 20th Century FOX. Anyway, this fic is based on the "Lowered Expectations" skit on MADTV, where it's some sort of video dating service featuring weird, yet strange people. I'd prefer checking them out on YouTube if you get the chance, they are hilarious! Anyway, this is my little spin on the skit, featuring MLP characters. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Twilight Sparkle
*singing* Lowered Expectaaaaatioooooooooons...
TWILIGHT SPARKLE, NUMBER 231
Twilight Sparkle was busy sitting down on the sofa, right behind the "Lowered Expectaions" set.
"Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle, the princess of Friendship. Since I'm such a busy pony, and I'm busy trying to protect the citizens of Ponyville, I'm afraid I don't have time for dating right now. But since Spike told me about this 'Lowered Expectations' thing, I'd figured I give this a shot anyway, just in case if I am ready to date that special somepony. Anyway, I'm into reading, which you may already know by now. I do enjoy nice classical music once in a while, I also enjoy those nice peaceful walks with that special somepony, which I haven't found yet. But if I do, I'm certain it'll be magical between me and that spec-"
"Hey Twilight," Spike replied. "I found the banana hammock I wanted to wear for Rarity! You'll think she'll like it?"
Distracted, Twilight looked up at Spike off-camera.
"Damn it, Spike! I'm trying to make a dating video here!" Twilight exclaimed.
"But you really gotta come see this, Twi!" Spike shouted from off-camera. "I bet you never seen a package this enormous, huh? I'm packing a large dragon, Twi!"
Feeling a bit embarrassed by this, Twilight decided to end things from here.
"We'll just-" Twily cleared her throat, "We'll just edit this later, then."
For Twilight Sparkle, press number 231.
Lowered Expectaaaaatioooooooooons...
Eeyup, that's what Lowered Expectations looks like.
I plan to more of these involving Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and everypony from the MLP universe. Just tell who you want and I'll write away! Until then, be smart, be safe, and enjoy cookies! MMMMMMMMMMMM!