Ah, What a Wonderful Life By Kagamine Len and Megpoid Gumi

Alice was walking around the room, waiting for her owner to get back. She- who had lovely black fur and wore a blue dress and diamond-studded, yet very tight, collar -just paced and paced. Suddenly she heard someone sleeping outside the window. She pricked her ears.

Who's that? She thought as she walked over to the window. There, on the window sill, she saw a tom with matted, dirty black and white fur. He was wearing a brown tuxedo-like outfit, and was swishing his tail back and forth, apparently enjoying his dream.

"May I help you?" She asked. The tom let out a yelp of surprise and nearly fell of the window sill, but caught onto the edge with hands. He pulled himself up. He groaned.

"He-" When he saw her he almost fell off again. He whistled. "Hello~!" He said, staring into her red eyes. His own eyes were amber.

"Hello…?" she said cautiously. The tom's ear twitched. "My name is Alice. Who are you?" The tom smirked.

"I'm whoever you want me to be." He replied.

"Haha, very funny." Alice said, a hint of sarcasm to her tone. "Now tell me your name." The tom rolled his eyes, still smiling.

"Alright, alright! Name's Kidd." The tom told Alice.

"Where's your owner, Kidd?" She asked. Then added- with a look of disgust -"Or, are you a stray?"

"I'm a stray." Kidd said, then saw the look of hate upon Alice's face. "What's wrong with that? I'm free, unlike you. Trapped in this house, with that… uh… that... that thing around your neck!" What is that thing, anyway?

"I'm not trapped here! I can leave if I want too!"

"Well, then. If you can go wherever you want, then come with me. We can play* for a little while." He said, giving her a flirty smile. Alice scoffed at him.

How rude! She thought, and with a look of anger shut the curtains. "I'm not an idiot! I know what your trying to do!" She said. Kidd reopened the curtains. "Go away! Leave me alone!"

"Aw, why? Such a cute little tabby, such as yourself, must be used to visitors by now." He said, with the same flirty grin.

"Do you want me to close this window on your face? !" Alice threatened. Kidd had a look of surprise on his face. She was going to shut the window on him?

Not happening. He thought. Then Alice coughed dryly. It's that tight thing around her neck, isn't it. "Aw, can't breathe? It must be that thing around your neck. How would you like it if I took it off for you?" He said, and outstretched his hand. He grabbed the collar and ripped it right off her neck. It left a red impression on her pale skin. Alice blushed slightly, but ripped the collar back. It was broken now.

"Do you have any idea how expensive this was? ! This cost a lot of money, you jerk!"

"Money? What's that?" Kidd asked.

"It's what you buy stuff with, you know. Food and stuff." Alice replied.

"Buy? I usually just steal whatever I need. Or trick humans into giving me food. I'm sure that's a lot easier than 'buying' something." Kidd said proudly.

"Well, then you need to learn some manners!" Alice yelled.

Manners..? Huh? Kidd thought. "Hmm. Are you sure, I mean like, absolutely positive that you don't want to leave?" He asked, with quizzical look.

"Well, I do want to leave…" Alice replied.

"Then are you coming, or not?" He asked turning to leave.

"Well, I can't leave Maka all alone…" Alice said with a sad expression.

"Maka? Who the hell* is Maka?"

"Maka is my owner. She's really sick. She needs me here." A tone of sorrow grew on her voice. A tear formed in her eye. Kidd hugged her when he saw this. He couldn't care less about 'Maka', but he couldn't stand to see Alice crying. After a while, he let go and began climbing down the wall.

"WAIT!" Alice called after him.

"Huh? Change your mind already?" He smiled.

"No, but I was wondering…" She was blushing at this point. "Could you come back again, tomorrow…?" Kidd smiled.

"Of course I can."

"I'll be waiting." Alice replied. Then Kidd climbed down the rest of the way, then left. Walking down the dark alley.

She was cute. He thought to himself.

A/N * I wonder what he meant by 'play' *Hint, hint* /shot/shot/shot/

*Such language, Kidd! /shot again/

All fangirls that want Kidd to talk to them like that, raise your hand and say AYE! /shot multiple times in the face/

...ow...