Okay, so here it goes. This one was thought of after a certain HIMYM episode, and I liked the idea and banter between Beca and Jesse, but never really had a full plan for where it was going, so here's what I have of it. Enjoy!
"So you and Chloe have been dating for a few months now." Jesse was currently on Beca's bed, watching her work on her mixes.
"Uh, yeah? What of it?" Beca quirked an eyebrow, pausing her music and shifting her headphones down to rest on her neck.
"Where's the sex tape?"
"What?" Beca straightened up.
"You heard me."
"What sex tape?" A faint blush rose on her cheeks.
"The one that every couple makes," he explained in a 'duh' tone of voice.
"We didn't make one!" Beca made a vague gesture between the two of them.
"We dated for a week and only kissed the one time before you realized you had a big ol' lesbian crush on one sparkly redhead."
"How do you know we've even had sex?"
"Oh, I know you've had sex."
"And how, pray tell, do you have that information?" She leaned forward, ready to hear this.
"I walked in on it." Beca shot up from her seat.
"No you did not. When?"
"Quite a few times, actually. You guys are like rabbits, man," Jesse grinned.
"Liar!" Beca blushed profusely.
"Believe what you want, but I know you guys have a sex tape."
"Not that we have one, but so what if we did? Why do you care?"
"Because I'm gonna find it and watch it." Jesse gave a grin
"Um, no. Hypothetically, if you were right and there was a video, what makes you think I'd ever let you watch it?" Beca drummed her fingers on the table.
"Who said anything about you letting me?"
"Jesus Christ, why are we even discussing this? There's no sex tape!" Beca ran a hand through her hair.
"Chloe said there was." If Beca had been drinking anything, it would have been all over her best friend.
"Goddammit, Chloe! Fine, there's a video," she admitted with a sigh.
"I knew it!" Jesse jumped up and pointed.
"What?"
"Chloe never told me about a video, but you just did. Oldest trick in the book, Beca!" he laughed.
"I don't think I've ever read that book."
"Then you should've gone to see the movie. Come on, tell me where it is!" Jesse pleaded.