Alexis Vania's POV
"Well I'm so hungry I could eat Lushi." A high pitched voice.
Lyon turns and looks at me with a huge grin. We start walking towards the voice.
"SHUT IT YOU STUPID CAT!" An extremely angry girls voice shouts stopping us in our tracks.
I yank Eleanor from the sky and pull her close to me.
Lyon breaks into a sprint and runs towards the voices. I smile and run after him still hugging my exceed.
"Gray, Lucy, Natsu, Makarov, Erza, and Happy?" Lyon smiles stopping in his tracks.
"We came all the way out here and we find people?!" I growl annoyed at Lyon for risking Eleanor's life.
He backs away from me and I let go of Eleanor. The people and the exceed stare at us hungrily.
"LETS EAT!" The old man exclaimed excitedly.
"N-Natsu?" I whisper looking dead at the pink haired mage.
He smiles at me before wrapping me in a hug.
"ALEXIS! Looking ugly as ev-" He says before I punch him in the face.
"Don't even try me." I say as Eleanor wandered towards the blue exceed nervously.
"H-Hi! I'm E-Eleanor!" She squeals.
"I'm Happy, by the way Ellie do you have any fish?" The exceed, Happy asks.
"Of course I do!" She says handing Happy a fish.
"Who are you people?" The blonde asks.
"I'm Alexis Vania, and that is Lyon Vastia we're from Lamina Scale. And who are you guys?" I ask.
"I'm Erza Scarlet, Gray Fullbuster is there, that's Lucy, and our Master Makarov." The red haired one says.
"Pleasure, are you guys hungry?" I ask worriedly staring at Erza.
"YES!" They all scream in unison except for Happy who was eating a fish.
I pull out 3 chickens, 2 turkeys, 20 fish, 14 lemonades, and a bag of marshmallows. What a dragon slayer's gotta eat. Lyon takes them from me and passes out the lemonade and marshmallows. I let my fire take over my hand and quickly cook all of it.
"Eat up… I guess." I pout as everyone eats all of the turkey and 1 chicken while Natsu eats the rest of the marshmallows, 2 chickens, and 20 fish, gulping down 9 lemonades.
"Natsu are you serious?!" I ask annoyed.
"Well duh I am a dragon slayer after all." He states.
"Well I was hungry…" I groan before walking away towards Lyon before darkness clouds my vision.
Lyon Vastia's POV
I grab Alexis to keep her from falling before glaring at Natsu.
"WHAT THE HELL NATSU?! Alex and I walked all the way out here to complete a request only to find you guys already did it. Then you eat all of her food, after she hasn't eaten or slept in one week?!" I scream while laying Alexis on the ground.
"Alex? You mean Lexi Rose?" Natsu asked confused.
"H-how do you know her middle name?" I stuttered
"Didn't she tell you? That damn idiot." At that everyone looked at Natsu if he was crazy.
"We grew up together until Igneel left us. We are both Fire Dragon Slayers…" Natsu laughed.
I walk over to Alex so I can wake her up but Natsu was already leaning down beside her. His hand suddenly caught fire before he slammed a fist into Alex's stomach. She woke up with a start and burst out laughing.
"What the hell Natsu! How old do I look? I'm not 5 anymore… I'm 17." She growls.
"Well bitch-" I start before she punches me square in the jaw.
I immediately swing for a right hook but she grabs my hand and twists my arm around. Her arm almost instantly wraps around my neck.
"Say uncle." Alexis laughs.
"Do I look weak I ain't say- UNCLE UNCLE!" I start before letting out a cry as she burns the tips of my hair.
She lets go and puts out my hair.
"Good boy!" She states patting my head like a child.
When we got back to the Fairytail guild hall Lyon threw me over his shoulder. When he started walking inside I started kicking him in the stomach.
"LET ME GO YOU STUPID WENCH!" I cried kicking him in the balls.
With a groan he dropped me on my head to grab his crotch.
"Aww how cute! You guys are such a nice couple!" A voice squealed.
I flipped up and turned around to see Mirajane Strauss standing in front of me.
"WE AREN'T DATING!" Lyon and I screamed before turning towards each other.
"Stop copying me! I said it first! No I said it first!" He yelled at each other before I growled.
"Fine Icy let's fight…" I say angrily.
He smirks at me.
"Ice make eagle."
"Fire dragon roar!"
"Ice make gorilla."
"Fire dragon iron fist!"
"Ice make Ultimate Ice Lord!"
"Fire dragon secret arts Crimson Lotus!"
Lyon got hit head on with the flames and groaned bleeding. I smiled before turning back to Miss Mirajane.
"Uh, hi. I'm a big fan Miss Mirajane! My name is Alexis Vania." I state trying to hide my inner fangirl.
"Pleasure to meet you Alexis, please call me Mira!" She smiles warmly at me.
"HEY EVERYBODY! THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER ALEXIS VANIA! DON'T GET ALL PERVY ON HER GRAMPS!" Natsu screamed and everybody stared at me while Makarov walked up to me staring at my boobs.
"Natsu are you sure that is related to this?" A blonde haired man wearing headphones said pointing at me then back at Natsu.
"Ugh, first of all we're one year apart Natsu! Second we aren't biologically related. Igneel raised us." I say glaring at the blonde man.
"Chill out feisty! But if you say so then I'll believe you. Oh I'm Laxus Dreyar." He said looking dead at me.
"D-Dreyar? Like Ivan Dreyar?" Lyon stuttered.
"Have you seen him? He's my father!" Laxus asked excitedly.
Lyon ran behind me and pushed me forward. I looked at Laxus before rolling my eyes and handing him a note.
Dearest Laxus and Makarov Dreyar,
I am pleased to inform you that I am building an army. Laxus, I require your help you are a strong person with lots of power. Makarov, it's game over for you.
Sincerely, Ivan Dreyar
Laxus read it before handing it to Makarov who was standing behind him. Once Makarov finished reading it he looked at Lyon and I venomously.
"How did you two get this note?" Makarov asked angrily.
"We were attacked by Phantom Lord, I brought Lexi here so she could get protected by your guild Mr. Makarov sir. She no longer has a guild due to the fact that she was kicked out of our guild." Lyon answered hastily grabbing my arm and showing it to Makarov pointing to where my guild mark used to be.
"Phantom Lord?! You two were attacked by a dark guild and came to Fairytail of all places?!" Makarov asked confused.
I ducked my head down and turned to walk off until arms wrapped around my waist. I turned around to see Natsu hugging me.
"Don't leave please Alexis!" He said looking at me.
Lucy glared at me. I hugged Natsu back before releasing him, pushing him towards Lucy.
"Well if I can't be protected, can I join?" I ask looking at Makarov hopefully.
"Okay if that's what the brats want. Mira bring the stamp." He said looking at me.
Mira walked towards me with a stamp that had the Fairytail emblem on it.
"Where do you want your guild mark Lexi?" She asked happily.
"I want it on my right shoulder in red please." I state.
She smiled looking in between me and Natsu, who was now smiling like an idiot, and pressed the stamp down on my shoulder. I smiled at her.
"Thanks!" I state.
Lucy smiled at me while Natsu wrapped his arms around her. I looked at the two of them before turning around and looking at Lyon.
"I'll miss you Lexi Bear." He said hugging me tightly.
"I'll miss you too Ly." I mumbled.
Next thing I know a naked Gray is on top of Lyon. I burst out laughing looking at how they were positioned. Lyon, who was now shirtless, was laying on the ground while Gray, who was still naked, was laying on top of him with his hands on either side of Lyon's head.
"G-Gray I didn't k-know you shot for the other team." Levy said in between giggles.
"Gray put your clothes on. NOW!" Erza growled with an extremely dark aura around her.
Gray scrambled up before looking around for his clothes. Not finding where they went he left the guild. Lyon grabbed his shirt, which I found and handed to him, and stood up putting it on. He smiled at me before leaving the guild right after.
Welcome to the wonderful world of T-R-A-S-H! I am your ruler; you may call me AJ. This is obviously a story about Fairytail. I have actually wanted to write this for a while so yeah here you go.
Story Word Count: 1470
A/N Word Count: 38
Word Count, Word Count: 22
Total Word Count (Including Word Count and A/N): 1530