Dreamies (Based on what I found in the grocery store)
It was all peaceful, the birds singing, the bees buzzing, and the wind blowing. Until...
Jan ran out of the grocery store to the car screaming hysterically.
The Pink Ladies looked at her worried.
"What wrong Jan?!" Frenchy asked.
Jan cried, "It was horrible! Oh it was really bad! It was really horribly worse than anything! My worst nightmare-"
"Alright! Alright!" Rizzo stood up and shouts, "What happened?"
Jan takes Rizzo's hand and Frenchy's and dragged the two into the grocery store leaving Marty behind to write to her people.
Jan dragged Frenchy and Rizzo to the baked goods aisle and then showed what was in front of them.
"You dragged me over here... For this?" Rizzo asked annoyed.
Frenchy asks, "Why is it such a big deal?"
Jan yells, "IT IS A BIG DEAL! THERE ARE NO TWINKIES!"
Rizzo says, "There are twinkies in front of us. Chill Jan."
"THEY ARE NOT TWINKIES! THEY'RE DREAMIES! WHO IN GOD'S NAME COPIED MY FAVORITE SNACKS?!" Then she started to breathe heavy about to be in tears.
Dreamies, the sponge cakes that are exactly like twinkies.
Jan continues, "AHHH! TWINKIES ARE GONE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!"
Frenchy shouts, "It ain't the end of the world! Those are exactly like Twinkies!"
"Well... Forget them. I know another store that has 'em." Jan starts to walk away and Frenchy asked, "Why won't you just try the dreamie?"
Jan shook her head, "It looks weird, the packaging is weird, and I bet it'll taste half as good as a Twinkie."
"But you haven't even tried them yet! Just give it a shot," Frenchy urged.
Jan says, "No. I don't want to! I love twinkies and that's the way it always should be. No dreamies. Twinkies." Then she turned and left.
Rizzo looks at Frenchy and said, "Let's leave. I hate standing around for too long in this place."
Frenchy says, "We gotta make Jan eat some!"
"Why?" Rizzo asked. "It's not like it's the end of the world or anything."
Frenchy then explains, "What if there were no more Twinkies for her. She'll be devastated!
She thought for a moment and then says, "You're right! We gotta get her to like them whether she likes them or not!"
"Wow... I didn't know you care about it right this second.." Frenchy comments.
"Just get the boxes!"
Frenchy soon took the boxes of dreamies and Rizzo pays for them before leaving the store.