This was stupid. Why out of all people did Oliver pick him for this? Sure, he did not mind helping the cheerful brit get his 'special' ingredients or help him bake the cupcakes but this was stupid and embarrassing. What if James (2p!Canada) saw him right now? He would be laughing his ass off because right now he, Allan F. Jones was outside having a tea party with Oliver Kirkland and a weird fluffy demon thing by the name of Zee.
Zee was something Oliver found outside in the park one day and decided to take it home. Allan didnt get to close to 'him'. Oliver said it was a him but who knows. Anyways that thing almost bit him. It chewed on his car's seats and it chewed on his bat. Oh how Allan hated that thing.
It stole his Oliver. Wait his Oliver? What? A certain brit shook him out of his thoughts. "Allan? Are you okay? Zee drank his tea and ate his cupcake but you haven't." Oliver frowned. Allan growled "Well unlike Zee I don't eat meat. Animal or not."
Oliver looked around "Lovely day isn't it~?" Allan hated when Oliver did that but he lo-liked the brit. Reductive he drank his tea but gave his cupcake to Zee. He only like the point he could use Zee as a cupcake trash can. Besides that he hated the little ball of fur for stealing his Oliver.
This was war...