This is just a random oneshot I came up with a exactly 12:32 A.M. so if there are any spelling errors forgive me.I can't imagine why Sani and Zoro would play Rock,Paper,Scissors but if they did out of boredom it'd be funny.

Disclaimer:I Don't own One Piece or Rock,Paper,Scissors.Actually,who does own Rock,Paper,Scissors?

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"Ok,I get how scissors beats paper,and how rock beats scissors,but how in the hell does paper beat a rock?"Zoro shouted angrily as the cook once again tried to explain the terms of Rock,Paper,Scissors.

"Ugh.Zoro,paper wraps around the rock so it can't move.Understand?"Sanji wrapped his own hand around Zoro's clenched fist in demonstration.

"Why would the damn rock need to move?"

"WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW,SHIT SWORDSMAN?"Sanji had almost lost his last nerve with the swordsman.He had been trying to explain the damn game to him for a half an hour now.They were both seated Indian-Style on the deck of the ship bickering over the stupid game.

-FLASHBACK-

"Oi,Zoro!"Luffy shouted to the sleeping first mate.

Zoro opened one eye drowsily and glared at Luffy,"What?"

"Wanna play a game?"

"Yes,it's called let-Zoro-sleep-or-he'll-pound-you-to-a-bloody-pulp,"Zoro closed his eye hoping Luffy would go away,

"Aww,Come on!Please?"

"Ugh,Fine...,"Zoro openedhis eyes and sat up to face his captin,an annoyed look on his tan face.

"Okay,it's called Rock,Paper,Scissors.Ready?"uffy held one hand cenched in a fist sideways over his other hand with the plam facing up(Rock,Paper,Scissors style).

"Uh,mind explaining how to play,baka?"Zoro asked.

Luffy gasped over dramatically and looked at his first mate with an astonished look,"You don't know how to play?"

"I've never even heard of this fuckin' game until now,"

"SANJI!"Luffy's loud yell broke out and Zoro covered his ears.

"Why the hell do you need kuso-cook?"

"'Cause he's better at explaining this game!"And with that Luffy trotted off to ask Usopp to play.

Zoro just stared after him,shaking his head in disappointment,"Baka...,"He mumbled under his breath.

Sanji came up only moments later and kicked Zoro in the head,"What the does he want now?"The cook asked.

"He wanted you to teach me how to play Rock,Paper-whatever it is,"Zoro replied while rubbing the sore spot on his head where the cook kicked him.

"I show him one damn game and he starts bugging everyone.Fine,I'll show you,"Sanji sat down in front of the swordsman and started to explain,or at least,tried to.

-END FLASHBACK-

"If paper can do this to rock,how come it can't do it to scissors?"Zoro asked,interupting Sanji's thoughts.

"Screw scissors!"Sanji said,"You know how to play just play!"

"Fine then.I will,"Zoro and Sanji both stuck their hands out in the Rock,Paper,Scissors stance and both chanted,"Rock,Paper,Scissors Go!"

Zoro had rock and Sanji had paper.

"Ha!I win!"The cook cheered.

Zoro growled and punched Sanji in the face with his already clenched fist and said,"Oh shit,I'm sorry.I thought the paper would protect you,"And walked,or more like stomped,off.

Sanji held his hand against the place were Zoro had punched him and shook his head,"This is the last time I play this fucking game with shitty-swordsman.

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Kinda random,yes,the idea came to me after I lost 5 bucks to my little brother playing Rock,Paper,Scissors.Hope you enjoyed it.Review,review!