Bernice Hates You Too, Ernie

by JoeyHensonInteractiveMedia

Ernie Shows Bert What It's Like Not To Bring The Pigeon To Sleep. He Does It By Throwing It Against The Wall, And Yet Throwing It Out The Door! Ernie & Bert Belong To Sesame Workshop. Rated T. Based On That Robot Chicken Skit Where Dolly Gets Beaten By Her Dad. His Daughter Was Sad, But Shocked. Don't Try To Watch It, Cause It Gives You Nightmares & Ruin Y'all's Childhoods.

Bert: But, Ernie, I Don't Want To Go To Sleep! You Can't Make Me!

Ernie: Come On Now, Bert. Go To Sleep With Your Pet Pigeon.

Bert: I Hate You, Ernie. And Bernice Hates You Too.

Ernie: Well, Bert, I Know You're My Best Buddy, But THAT PIGEON IS GONNA PAY! ALRIGHT! BERNICE, YOU THINK YOU HATE ME?!

Bert: Ernie, What Are You Doing To Bernice? No! No! Not My Best Pigeon!

{Ernie Uses Bernice To Knock That Pigeon Down With The Door!}

Ernie: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LIKE ME, WHEN I THROW YOU OUT THE DOOR!

Bert: Why Would You Throw That Pigeon Out? Oh My God-

Ernie: LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU, YOU BAD PIGEON...Sleep Tight, Ol' Buddy, Bert.

{Bert Stands There In Shock, And In Bed, Seeing The Pigeon That Is Laying There Dead...}