1.

Max walked into a corner grocery store. The grocer came out.

"I'm looking for a special ingredient for a dish I'm preparing," said Max.

"And what is the dish?"

"Secret Stew."

"Ah, yes. I'll be right back."

Hew went into the back. A minute later, he came back out with a large brown paper bag, which he gave to Max. It's contents were five pounds of grapes.

"But where is the microchip?"

"I'll show you, Max. It's-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

He had been shot!

Max looked around and saw the gunman. He pulled his own gun out and quickly shot him dead! Then he looked at the grocer; sadly, he had also died.

2.

"Poor 75," said 99.

"Yes," said Max. "And poor us! We'll have to go through all these grapes to see which one his the film in it."

He began going through the bag, randomly smashing grapes.

"Here, give them to me, Max; I've got an idea."

He gave her the bag. She looked in the pantry and pulled out a very large pot. She began taking the grapes out, taking them off the twigs, and putting them into this pot.

"You're going to boil the grapes?"

"No, Max, that might harm the chip."

She finished putting the grapes in the pot. Next, she slipped off her shoes and socks. Then she put the pot down on the floor and began mashing the grapes with her bare feet.

"I get it!," he said.

"Now, I need you to help me, Max. As I get the juice out, I want you to go through it and find the chip. It should be a small piece of metal.

"Right, 99."

He knelt down and put his hands in the grapes and the juice she extracted.

At one point, he brushed his hand over her feet, causing her to giggle. "Max, I'm very ticklish!," she said.

"Sorry about that, 99!"

As more grapes became crushed, it became easier for Max to sift through them. Sometimes, she would stand up to put more weight on her feet.

At last, Max came across a small piece of metal. It was silver with brown lines over it.

"99, I think I found it." He gave it to her.

"Yes, that's it! Can I have a towel, please?"

"Of course."

He gave her one of the kitchen towels, and she wiped her feet off.

"I'll have to take a foot bath, later tonight!"

"Yes, I guess so!" He picked up the pot. "Maybe we can make a drink from this."

"Max, I just had my feet in it!"

"Better your feet then my feet!"

She smiled and kissed him.

She ended up making a grape ade with the juice.