A/N: This fic's idea popped into my mind while I was taking a shower, and I really, really needed to get it out of my head. Enjoy!
WARNING: TOTAL RANDOMNESS, BADLY WRITTEN RAP LYRICS.
Disclaimer: I am definitely not George Lucas.
Darth Vader glanced to Padme Amidala's unconscious form before glaring at his former Master.
"You turned her against me!" he yelled, voice rough with emotion. When he heard no response, he added, "You will not take her from me!"
Obi-Wan did not answer. Instead, he tapped his left hand to his lap several times, making beats… Vader felt his jaw drop when the Jedi started rapping.
"You've done that yourself, boy
You have done that yourself
Your anger and lust for power
Made you the very thing
You swore to destroy."
But he quickly regained his composure, and he smiled evilly before replying,
"So you think you can outrap little Ani?
You're wrong, beware, I can make you cry
A Sith Lord's rapping can make someone get high
A mere Jedi cannot stop me!"
"Anakin, turn back to the Light! It's not too late! Don't let Palpatine control you!" Obi-Wan begged.
"Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan
I'm not your Padawan
I see through the lies
Of those stupid Jedi
And I don't fear the Dark side as you do." Vader snapped (rapped, really).
Obi-Wan rolled his eyes and ran to Anakin's wife, checking for signs of life.
"I've brought peace,
Freedom and justice,
To my new empire.
Behold, the awesome Darth Vader!" the young Sith exclaimed.
The older man got on his feet and stared at him incredulously. "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic! To democracy!"
"Don't make me kill you," Vader threatened.
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Being evil is not cute
"Why the hell are we even doing this?" the former Anakin muttered.
Well, as now you lose my trust
I will do what I must."Obi-Wan stated firmly, lightsaber at the ready.
"You will try,"
Vader ignited his lightsaber and somersaulted. As their blades clash, a fateful duel began.
A/N: Do you want me to make this a multi-chapter fic? Let me know! Thanks for reading!