Roxas slung his backpack over his shoulder as he ran up the steps of the highschool, Twilight Town School. He ducked past the double doors and raced for his homeroom, not even noticing that he had accidently pushed a tall red head out of the way.

"Watch it, punk!" yelled the boy he bumped into.

Roxas paused and started running again. Not...him, he thought, Anyone but him.

"Like I was saying, those mushrooms are MAGIC." Xigbar flung his arms in the air, emphasizing the last word.

Sora looks away from the man raving about magical mushrooms to his friends, and back to his longtime best friend, recently turned lover, RIKU. "Soo.. my cousin's transfering here today."

"Cousin?" Riku glances over at Sora, "Which one? Your family breeds like rabbits. Every time I've finished counting all your cousins, another has popped out."

Sora rolls his eyes, "Kairi. The one I had a crush on when we were younger."

"Oh! The one we wanted to marry right? But we decided to do it in Canada because it's legal there."

"But what kind of a country calls it's places Hollow Bastion and Twilight Town? I've always wanted a marriage in Wonderland. You could be TweedleDee, and I'll be TweedleDum :3"

After receiving a long "STFU" stare from his aibou, he shrugs "Hope she's hot."

"Hey guys," Roxas plunks down next to Riku. "What's cooking?"

"Your mom," Riku mumbled.

"I don't have a mom," Roxas shot back, "And neither do you."

Sora cleared his throat noisily, "Well guys. Looks like the sensei just arrived along with my cousin."

"Ohayoo Gozaimasu everybody," the teacher said, "today we have a new student. Kairi why don't you introduce yourself?"

"Hey guys!" the perky girl with red hair said, "I'm Kairi! I come from Wonderland and I love kawii things and watching animes. Oh look! There's Sora! Hi!"

Heads turned to face the brunet snogging his best friend. "Dont look at me. She's done enough introducing for the both of us"

Kairi's face became even brighter and the words "ADD Fangirl with yaoi obsessions" flashed through everyone's mind.

Leon-sensei cleared this throat, and allowed the redhead to glomp her way to Sora's table. "Aren't you the kawaiiest wittle thiiing? x3 Last time I saw you it was at a family ga-"

"WE GET THE POINT!!!!1!!" the whole class yelled.

"What is all this racket?" came a lazy drawl from the back of the class.

Roxas stiffened. Only one member in the entire school would have the gall to challenge the teacher in such a manner.

"Axel!"

"That's my name," Axel hissed at Leon-Sensei. "Sup?"

"Thank you for joining us at last," Leon-Sensei said using a growl he usually reserved for his significant other.

Of all the rooms.. he had to be in this one. I spend a year avoiding this bastard son-of-abitch shit damn fuck. Roxas shifited in his chair and chanced a glance back. Too bad, Axel was also glancing in the same direction, a slow smirk crawling across his face as realization dawned. Roxas quickly turned back in his chair and looked down at his desk. Oh gawd, the memories.

The whole class shuddered. as the sound penetrated their ears. They knew exactly what happened between Leon-Sensei and Cloud-Sensei during lunch break.

Sensei cleard his throat loudly, "Well Axel. I was thinking of giving you detention but that doesn't seem to make any lasting impression on you."

Axel rolled his eyes in boredom, "Well man, get on with the execution then."

"I'm getting to that. I want you, for the rest of the year to go with Roxas afterschool and follow him until dinner. Maybe you can pick up one or two things to learn from him. No objections."