-----A while after Viper/Mammon died-----
"Voooooiiii! What the hell is this?" Squalo demanded showing the Prince a crying baby dress in a black coat and an oversized hat.
"Eh? You made Mammon cry baka. Ushishishi. " Bel replied smiling.
Ignoring the crying blob of life, "VOOII! Mammon is dead! This is a normal baby!" The shark pointed out that the infant had no Acrobaleno Pacifier, or Mammon's old lizard thing-y that always hung around him.
The Mmrmon in question stop crying for a moment and then giggled. A strange odor filled the room.
"Voi! Here you go!" Squalo said handing over the child to the younger prince.
"Eh? I don't change babies, because I'm a prince!" Bel clarified pinching his nose. "That's why you should do it! Ushishishi!"
"VOOOIIIII!!!! No way I'll fucking kill you before that!" The shark threatened.
"Ushishishi. . . I'll like to see you try BA-KA!" Soon the two males started a comical fight, leaving the poor baby to sit in it's dirty stinky diaper. Now these two fights usually not serious, and nothing is (seriously) damaged. However, with a crying baby, two idiots fighting, and the forever angry boss walking by the room where all this is happening. . .
I'm not getting a good feeling about what's gonna happen next.
"What the fuck is going on you two?" The feared boss of the Vairia demanded. The two assassins quickly stop their fighting, though not fast enough for they were staring down the wrong end of Xanxus's twin flame guns. "Now are you going to tell me what the fucking hell is going on scum?"
There was a long pause, and in that long pause the Vairia no Mamma happen to enter the scene as well.
"OH!~ What do we have here hmm? As cute little baby!" Lussuria squealed picking up the blob of life, "Oh a stinky one at that. Do you want Vairia no Mamma to clean you up?" He then took the baby to a table and started to clean him up with wipes and diapers that appeared outta nowhere.
A click made the shark and the prince to look at their boss once more. "Ushishi. . . Well I was getting lonely with Mammon being gone so. . ."
"You stole a random baby to replace him?" Xanxus completed.
"Oh! What a horrible thing to do Bel-chan!" Lussuria commented.
"You know we're gonna get in trouble for this." Squalo pointed out.
"More importantly you stole a fucking baby?" The boss hissed needing to blow something to bits.
"I did not steal a baby." Belphegor clarified.
"Then what to you call that? Voi!" the silverette asked pointing to the clean baby that Vairia no Mamma was dressing up in weird clothes.
"I stole a two year old!"
"What is the fucking difference? You idiotic trash!" Xanxus yelled.
"Shh! Not in front of little ears Xanxus-sama!" the gay guy said covering the two-year-old's ears.
"There's a difference because the prince says so!" Bel stated giving everyone his toothy smrik.
Outside we can hear loud gunshots fired and see that an explosion had just happened. How much would you want to say that Xanxus was not to please with Bel's answer?
Aly: I WAS BORED OKAY!?!?!? Acutally I wrote this a while ago, and finally decided to post this. Heh. . . I guess I was high on life at the time. ^^U Bye!~