Title: No Penelope

Summary: Why did you do this?, asked the boy holding the box in his hand…

A/N: So, I've been thinking about writing this a lot, so here it goes! Scene with tanning: Friends inspiration. Please review, it is the light of my life!

Tanning

"Okay, so we said, you're doing this because?" Emily asked not really expecting an answer.

"I just want to get tanned, and well it's not exactly sunny out there. So which is better; Chocolate Goodness or Crispy Caramel?" she answered looking at the magazine.

"What kind of names are those anyway? It's like a recipe book!"

"Come on, say!"

"Okay, PG, okay…. Chocolate Goodness will probably look better…" She sighed and heard Penelope squeal of excitement. This was going to be a long day. She wondered why she had even agreed to go with Penelope. Ah, yes because she had claimed they go out for A FREAKING COFFEE.

"Miss Gar… Garcia?"

"Yes, it's me!"

"You may proceed. " She followed the brunette lady and sighed when she realized that that girl was more his type than she herself would ever be. Nontheless, she to try.

"You enter that shower and stand towards the spray. Remember to close your eyes, nose and mouth. When you get sprayed you turn around. Now I will leave you. Have a nice tan!"

Penelope quickly undressed and went into the machine. While she was getting sprayed, her only thoughts were of how he would like hr after that…