Chapter 1: The Promotion of a Life-Time

Plot - SpongeBob meets his friends from other universes and serves them Krabby Patties, which are currently on a forced two-for-one special. Plus, Squidward gets rude to the other Nicktoons.

It was a normal day in Bikini Bottom. The scallops were chirping, the jellyfish were stinging those who came near them, and the Krusty Krab was full of customers. However, today was a 2 for 1 Krabby Patty special day, and only the customers who came in during the first hour were given this privilege (Mr. Krabs tried get out of it, but someone made him, and had him trapped on a chair, witnessing free patties given away). SpongeBob had invited some of his friends to come to the Krusty Krab for the special occasion.

"Oh, Squidward," SpongeBob said to his co-worker, who was sitting at the cash register of a copy of Misery Monthly, "This deal means that I get to cook so many patties today! I can't wait for my friends to arrive!"

"Yes, it is a delight to see your friends," Squidward stated sarcastically, then saw people emerging from the door, "And it looks like they're here. Can today get any worse?"

There was Patrick, Sandy and Pearl (who wanted to spend her daddy's money right in front of him for fun). Also, there were six more people, all looking as if they did not live in the general area (three of which weren't even on the ground), coming in. Among them was a boy with an odd hairdo in a red shirt with jeans and trainers, a boy with a pink hat and brown hair and wearing a pink shirt with black pants, which seemed to go down to his feet, implying that these also served as shoes, and a teenage boy with black hair and a red and white top with jeans and trainers. They were Jimmy Neutron, Timmy Turner and Danny Fenton. There were also three small human-like creatures floating above Timmy, one had green hair resembling Timmy's while one had pink hair. They had a baby wearing purple with a baby rattle. They were Cosmo, Wanda and Poof, Timmy's fairies.

SpongeBob poked his head through the ordering window as they approached Squidward, "Hey, guys! Thanks for coming so early! What will it be?"

"Waking up early on a Saturday is really ann-" Timmy began murmuring, until Danny shoved him and glared at him, "New for me! Anyway I'll have a Krabby Patty."

"Make it two." Jimmy said

"Three." Danny added

"OK, whatever you want!" Squidward groaned, "SpongeBOB! I need six Krabby Patties for your dorky human friends with the floating freaks with wings!"

Wanda went up to Squidward and said, "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"

"Hush, you piece of chum! Your six patties will be here soon." Squidward shoved Wanda off of him.

The three stood there in shock and glared at Squidward after hearing the order correctly for the second time, "Six Krabby Patties?" Danny questioned in shock. "But we only ordered…"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Get a grip! I know it sounds odd but I have been forced to double your order in order to make some money to shut him up!" He points to Mr. Krabs, who is jumping up and down while trapped on the chair. "We're basically charging you for three patties, as if we're conning you for cash. Suprisingly, this is legal round here. So do you want them or not?"

"Sure, I'll guess we'll take them. My fairies can have 'em. But isn't that a bit harsh for the crab?" Timmy asked.

"Beats me. One time I destroyed all his valuable belongings because the idiot back there thought he was a robot."

"Never thought you were like that, Squidward." Jimmy said "You're only ambition is to rid of SpongeBob from your life, yet you side by him whenever you thinks he's in danger"

"Don't rub it in, Bimmy" Squidward said. He then shoved them aside at ease, "Now move it, there's more costumers to take care of."