Oh boy my first ever Total Drama fanfic! Needless to say this'll be exciting. I know to those of you I had mentioned I'd be doing a fic to that it would be a creepy Trent fic and his 9 obsession but I've got that one planned for a specific date, although I'm sure you can probably guess when that is… So I got this idea when I was watching some Total Drama Action last week and saw Justin being a bad antagonist, so I was wondering what would happen if he begged Chris to be in another season and thus this fic was born. This is my first real Total Drama fanfic so wish me luck and I hope you enjoy.

Justin's Misguided Plight for another Season

Chapter 1:

Idiots Take Things Literally

Chris McLean was sitting in his hot tub in his private room at Playa Des Losers. It really was good to be the host, with his own room he didn't have to deal with the idiot contestants between seasons. Even though he was currently supposed to be finding an island for the next season he figured that some TV executive would do it for him. After all, his job was to host the show, he didn't need to deal with stupid things like finding a stupid island. They'd just finished season 5, by now the producers should've known that he didn't take care of their stupid problems. Seeing as those people weren't worth his time he decided to lounge around and do pointless things like he was right now.

With a locked door, a hot tub and a smart TV life couldn't be any better.

BOOM!

Normally Chris wouldn't care about an explosion, with idiots like Harold, Owen and Lightning around they happened at least twice a week. However this explosion happened to be right at his doorstep.

Standing up he looked to see the remains of his locked door scattered all over his carpeted floor.

"What the hell?!" The mop headed host shouted. "Who did that?"

In stepped a tanned, muscular young Hawaiian man with clear ocean blue eyes and meticulously gelled dark brown hair, he wore a dark green tight shirt that showed off his muscles as well as plain blue skinny jeans, he was completely and utterly flawless without a blemish or boil to be seen.

"Justin," Chris sighed. "Did you blow up my wall?"

"Yes I did." Justin eagerly nodded. "Wasn't that very antagonistic of me?"

"What?" Chris asked, quite confused. "Okay first of all how in the hell do you know what the word antagonistic means and second of all why should I care?"

"Chris…" Justin sighed. "There comes a time in every man's life when-"

"I don't care about your stupid sex issues! So what if you can't get laid? That's not my problem!"

Justin furrowed his brow. "That wasn't what I meant. Besides, girls love me! Why just yesterday Lindsay and I-"

"Did she think you were Tyler?" Chris interjected.

"Shut up!" Justin cried. "Girls love me! They beg me to do things with them all the time."

"Justin, we don't count Katie, Sadie, Beth, Anne Maria and Stacy." Chris chastised the male model.

"This isn't what I wanted at all!" Justin cried.

"Fine…" Chris sighed. "What do you want?"

"I'm asking you why I wasn't in Total Drama All-Stars." Justin declared.

"You wanted to be in that shitty season?" Chris laughed.

"Yes!" Justin shouted. "I am so… All-Star material."

"Right…" Chris rolled his eyes. "And one day Stacy will win the million."

"Come on Chris!" Justin pleaded. "After my stellar performance in season 2 I should've at least been considered."

"There's a reason you weren't." Chris smirked. "You were the worst villain ever!"

"Are you kidding me?" Justin gasped, great disbelief shrouding his face.

"I had everyone eating out of the palm of my hand that season!" Justin shouted. "I made fifth place!"

"It was sixth place Justin, besides name one real strategic move you made." Chris corrected and challenged him.

"I made Gwen have our team vote off Trent and then made her throw the challenge only for her to get voted off." Justin smirked.

"Anyone could've done that, even DJ if he was feeling a little douchy." Chris brushed him off. At this point he wasn't even fully invested in the conversation he was busy trying to find a change of clothes so he could leave the playa to go anywhere else while Chef fixed his door.

"Well sixth place is enough!" Justin insisted.

"Why do you even care?" Chris asked him. "It was a shitty season and it's over."

"Then I should be in the next season," Justin pestered the host even more. "I'm not talking about that Pahkitew thing, I mean whatever the next season is."

"Total Drama the Matrix?" Chris asked. "Why would I want you running around my virtual world?"

"Because I'm sexy and who wouldn't want to watch more of me?" The model narcissistically commented as he flexed a bicep to further prove his point.

"The same people who left your fan base to go join Alejandro's." Chris laughed.

"What do I have to do to prove I'm good enough?" Justin asked.

"I guess if you could prove that you would actually be a decent villain and not contribute more crap to put the show further in the toilet than All-Stars did then I guess you could." Chris agreed, finally putting his pants on and trying to get out the door.

"How do I do that?" Justin asked.

"I don't know!" Chris shouted pushing him out of the way. "Get someone smart or evil to spit on you like Noah or Heather! Maybe it'll rub off on you?"

Chris then quickly ran out of the room leaving Justin to his thoughts.

Chris' offhanded comment made a lot of sense to him. Back when he was in school and not trapped at the playa he remembered something about PDA. Or was it STD? No, that was the weird thing that Lindsay told him that Mike had. DNA? Nah, that's stupid. No, it was PDA. PDA was in spit right? And if he could get Noah or Heather's or someone else's PDA then that would make him good enough for Chris' new season.

Now it was Justin's mission to try and get the smartest and or evilest contestants to spit on him so that he could become smart enough for this new season.

That's chapter 1, maybe I should make this a prologue? Anyways so in this fic each chapter will be Justin trying to get different people to spit on him. Chapters I have planned are (In no particular order) Alejandro, Noah, Heather, Scott and Cameron. This'll be interesting. Who would you like to see in the next chapter?