Prologue

Intro

The smashers have just defeated Tabuu and they returned to their normal lives, well as normal as it can get for a smasher. Let's just get started.

Beginning

The smashers lived on Smash Island a big island in an archipelago of islands. They all live in Mini-mansions which were mostly shared. In the center of the Island lived Master Hand and Crazy Hand brothers who were two giant floating hands (big shocker).

The smashers were all celebrating the fact that they had just recently moved to Smash Island which Master Hand just bought. He may be an all powerful being but even all powerful beings have to obey the law.

Captain Falcon was very intoxicated and he was barely standing up. The kids were running around like crazy because of all the sugar they had. Yoshi and Kirby were scarfing down food at a buffet table that was there just for them. The girls (Minus Samus) were gossiping about who they thought would look best shirtless. Snake and Samus were having a conversation about infiltration and what methods would be best in doing so. Sonic and Pit were arguing over which smash move was better Pit's Army Call (I'll call it that) or Sonics' Super Sonic (or is it Chaos Control can someone correct me?). Ganondorf and Bowser were thinking of plans to capture their respective princesses. Marth, Ike, Link and Meta Knight were sharing sword techniques. Wario was at the buffet table looking for Garlic likewise Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were looking for bananas. The Pokémon, including Red's (the Pokémon trainer) Pokémon were sharing stories about Pokémon battles they've had. Dr. Mario although he was no longer a brawler he was their only doctor was there to make sure no one was seriously hurt. Fox, Falco and Wolf were arguing over who was best at laser shooting. Master Hand was overseeing things to make sure nothing went wrong and Crazy Hand was tied to a wall so that he couldn't get to the drinks or the punch (a sugar-rush Crazy Hand was bad but a drunk Crazy Hand was worse).

Unfortunately when Ike was demonstrating one of his sword techniques he tripped and his sword cut the ropes tying Crazy Hand to the wall and he got loose everyone simultaneously yelled "IKE YOU IDIOT!" Crazy hand went over to the punch and drank it all (much to the dismay of the underage smashers) he then drank all the wine (much to Captain Falcon's Dismay) and proceeded to go crazy (well crazier than usual)

"Quick we have to catch him we can't let him off this Island, if he does the press will have a field day" shouted Master Hand. Fox, Falco and Wolf called on their land masters, Captain Falcon used his F-zero racer, Snake went into his Helicopter followed by Samus and Sonic ran to catch up with Crazy hand. "Lucario use your Aura to follow sonic. I can't even trace Crazy Hand's aura so Sonic will have to do. Toon Link go to your boat and sail around the Island and if you see him do whatever you can to stop him leaving." Toon Link nodded and headed towards the nearby pier where his boat was. "Pit you keep watch from the sky" Pit nodded and flew. "The rest of you try to find some way of not having to search on foot." Lucas whistles and two porky tables (I'm not sure what they're called) came Lucas hopped on one and Ness hopped on the other. Nana went behind Lucas and Popo went behind Ness. Samus checked to see that her speed booster was still working. Link called Epona with his horse call, got on and let Zelda get on behind him. Ganondorf went to get his own horse and Wario pulled out his motorcycle from who knows where. Diddy Kong got out his jet pack. Bowser got his clown car and peach reluctantly agreed to go with him. Kirby hopped on Yoshi. Red called out Charizard and hopped on. "Oh and one more thing, Mario, Luigi I need you to check the warp pipes." Yes sir" they said and headed into the nearest warp pipe. "Okay everyone ready?" they all nodded "Okay let's go!" The people who were on foot were doing a pretty good job of keeping up with the rest.

Eventually they caught Crazy Hand using a Turkey, 3 rubber chickens, several bombs and 100 yards of rope (trust me you don't want to know). "Good job everyone. I hope you all have a good night." Everyone went to their respective homes.

I know I missed some characters but that will be explained in the next chapter. Please R&R.