Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon- Season Two

Episode 1: KJMusical vs Matthais Unidostres

(Based off of Video Game Rap Battles vs Epic Rap Battle Parodies)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-pic Raaaaaaaaaaaaaap Battllllllllllles of Pokemoooooooooooon. . . .

KJMUSICAL!

VS!

MATTHAIS UNIDOSTRES!

BEGIN!

KJMusical:

Boom! Like an atomic bomb, I blow you away once this rap battle's begun!

Listen to me spit, you're gonna end up with a sore neck and your head spun!

I helped your little rap battles blow up, now time for a betrayal!

Your ERB series came first. Well, I'm about to make it derail!

Yours copy ERBs, mine are both original AND a treat!

You wanna kill fandom rumors? I'll kill YOU on this beat!

My lyrics are flexible like they've been doing aerobics!

I tolerate Christianity, but I DON'T tolerate homophobic!

Matthais Unidostres:

Who knew such nonsense could come through a Brit's rotten teeth.

You have like 20 profile pages memes! Good grief!

Yes, I parody ERBs, but I stick with Pokemon,

By the way, remember when Lucario took down Renamon?

Prepare yourself Jack! Go Heatran, attack! ("Magma Storm!")

My OC Adeyemi's Bey will snap your back! ("Go Leoness!")

The one with a brain is going to win this fight,

The one who doesn't ship Spike the Dragon with Twilight!

KJMusical:

So ya wanna talk crap about my favorite shippings?

Sonic X Amy is as original as old toenail clippings!

Spike & Twilight aren't blood related, so don't give me an incest talk!

Once I murder you on this beat, your OC's will outline you with chalk.

You stick with Pokemon, I always take my battles up a notch!

And don't tell me what MLP episodes I should and shouldn't watch!

KJMusical's the victor! Let all my fans and followers scream and shout it.

Plus,I'm writing a Button Mash X Rumble story. What you gonna do about it?

Matthais Unidostres:

"The Adorable Video Game Colt's here to say EWWW! That's gross!

Deinie Ink Kai*! Me and Sweetie Belle are close!"

Nice job there Button, this guy should watch 'Don't Mine At Night'

He copied part of Wesker vs Doom for Scorpion vs Twilight!

KJ, you may have fans and followers, but I have lots of friends!

Justinian, Brickboy, AuraWielder; they'll all bring your end!

So here's Keldeo the Critic: "I'LL SECRET SWORD YA IN HALF!"

Now prepare to feel the burn of a Critic-ian's wrath!

KJMusical:

Come on! You're about as laughable as Tommy Wiseau in The Room!

I'll throw in the emo corner with Shadow The Hedgehog & Creepybloom!

Isn't Jesus Christ the SON of God? OMG, there's so many queries!

If I knew earlier you hated gays, I'd NEVER be part of your series!

I have no friends? I'm seriously afraid you're incorrect.

On my side, I have writer of chaos, Villain84 & SonicMX!

Who won this rap battle? That sure ISN'T a mystery!

Everybody say it with me: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Matthais Unidostres:

I NEVER said I hated gays! I just can't relate to them!

And if cannon says "Sweetiemash" then why you separate 'em?

And this rap is not the time to discuss religious teachings,

Besides, it'd take too long to explain the Holy Trinity.

You got a friend named "Villain"? Wow, that's just sad.

Well I got THREE rap series, heh, now are you mad?

You're NOT Nice Peter, and you're NOT Epic Lloyd!

You're just a microphone hugging whiner that I just destroyed!

SonicMX:

Argh, Please stop speaking those horrible rhymes

Just from hearing you two, I can tell your way past your primes.

KJ, we may be friends, but I say I rap better than your prattle.

In fact, don't forget who won our first rap battle.

Matt, your poke raps winning? That would be the day!

You sound like you were hit with a confusion ray!

My rhymes are more powerful than a witches hex.

So I can say honestly the winner here is SonicMX!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeee-eeeepic Raaaaaaaaaap Baaaaaaaaaa-ttles oooooooof Pooooooooookemon-on-on-oooooooon!

Hi! Matthais Unidostres here. And this is the start of Season Two of Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon.

I wanna thank KJMusical and SonicMX for making this possible, and I want to give a big thanks to Virizion 2.6 for hosting this show. I know him and I will come up with great raps together and I'm sure his other original fanfics will get lots more attention.

Also, make sure to go check out Season One as well. This is Matthais Unidostres signing off.

Hey everybody, Virizion 2.6 here and here is an announcement for the fans of Matthais Unidostres.

I can't believe I'm mimicking this voice...BUT I'M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS!

You see, you fans of Matthais Unidostres are probably wondering and I'm also wondering this too. I'm also a fan of Matthais Unidostres. You guys are asking yourselves this, "Why isn't Matthais Unidostres updating his fanfictions, especially Keldeo the Critic?"

Well I talked to him through PM's and he said that his account is having problems, preventing him from updating his fanfictions.

I felt very sad after hearing about it.

If you read episode 4 of Pokemon Battle Revolution Season 1: The Demon Saga, I gave him 2 ideas for Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon.

So he read it, so he asked me to host Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon Season 2, or as I like to call it "Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon History." I wanted to help him and host the show, so I said yes.

Now we are working together to make Season 2 a success.

I got 1 shot to help Matthais Unidostres

2 night we have and epic rap battle between Matthais and KJM

Me and Matthais will have 3 times the fame and awesomeness with both of our accounts

We're gonna go for it, THIS MOMENT, WE OWN IT!

If you have any questions about me hosting Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon or Matthais Unidostres problems with his account, send your question via PM's.

This is Virizion 2.6 helping Matthais Unidostres host Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon History.

Virizion 2.6 OUT!