I want to make it clear that I did not write this. As much as I would love to take full, undeserved credit for this, this is not mine. This is my sister's. She is the epitome of awesomeness, and I bow down to her higher power.

I write this letter to you, in full consciousness and emotion, now as a confession. As a revelation. As the truth.

First, please understand that I am a Romantic. Not only that, but I am also a Writer. So as you can see, as a romantic, I experience my emotions twice or even thrice a normal person and as a writer, this is the only way I can express my emotions which technically "cubes" everything.

IF,

e= the same emotions if felt by a normal person then

emine= the emotions felt by me

then,

emine= (2e)^3

Yes, I made an equation. I hope it would help you understand the extent of my emotions.

Second, no you are not my crush. Sadly, my affections towards you are not equal of a petty crush. They are indeed much greater. I like you. I genuinely like you. No I do not love you, please do not get ahead of yourself. When I say like, I mean I am gravitating towards you. I, as a whole person, including my emotions, my affections, my thoughts, they all gravitate towards you.

Third, I hate you. You see that? You made me bipolar. And no, you are not affecting me this much because I love you. It's only that way because (1) I am a Writer (2) I am a Romantic and (3) I am infatuated with you. Yes, infatuation. I refuse to believe that my feelings towards you are love so I will now classify them as infatuation.

Lastly, I don' t love you. You mean nothing to me, yet, you're everything to me. Thoughts about you are clouding my judgment. I can hear your voice even though you're not there. Everything I do, I seem to do it for you. I am singing songs, shedding tears, faking smiles but my laughs remain real. I feel the deepest longing for you. You know why? It's because I don't love you.

Thank you for reading! Please review.

By the way, I appreciate if you people don't review how she's so much better than me. I get it. Just let me enjoy my mediocre style of writing.