Summary:

Thor had always been an arrogant and proud teen, but after a fight, Odin decides to banish him to Earth in order to learn how to behave as a future king. After crossing the entire galaxy, he crashes in front of Jane Foster's car.

As they get to know each other, Jane loves all the things he tells her about Asgard and the Rainbow Bridge, but at the same time, she can not stand his attitude. How will this turn out? Will Thor come back to Asgard? What will happen between him and Jane?

This fic has no direction yet, so it will sometimes be cute and sometimes fluffy, though there will be 'complications' (yeah, I'm a terrible person *evil laugh*).

As always, I beg you all to excuse my English, (I don't understand why is it much easier heard or read than talked or written T_T)

Oh! And f you see any mistakes (grammatical or whatever) do not hesitate on notifying me.

As always, I owe nothing of the Marvel Universe (though I wish I did )

This fic is based upon Kenneth Branagh's movie "Thor"

Chapter 1

01.43 am, Somewhere in Kansas

Jane Foster was driving her old car on a dusty road back to her small town. She was coming from a birthday party. But one of those you'd rather call a ''there's-alcohol-everywhere-so-you'd-better–drink-it-now'', and incredibly, that's what she had done.

''I shouldn't have come. I should have stayed at home, checking that medicine book I got from the library, like a good girl. I should have started that essay for Mr. Kirk''" She was thinking, while looking straight to the road.

The one that for a moment, she thought it was moving. Then she realized that was a very weird kind of earthquake.

—God, and I'm so drunk! — She said out loud, despite being alone.

She shacked her head, thinking that the bright side of all this , was that Mom and Dad weren't at home so at least, she wouldn't have to face them now, at 2pm in the morning, drunk.

''But what the heck was I thinking? Dammit, I'm not a party-alcohol-drug girl!'' She continude arguing with herself for the rest of the trip, without paying all the attention she should to the road.

While she was having her inner monologue, there was a shining in the sky, as if there was a lightning storm that only lasted for a few seconds. After the shining, all the clouds got together, as if they were a tornado. The tornado kept growing until it reached the surface of one cornfield. The problem was that this cornfield was next to the road were Jane was driving, and the tornado was less that 10 meters away from her car

—Holy f…— she started, as she swerved trying to avoid all the clouds that were there, but hit something. She stayed there, for a few seconds in shock. ''Have I just killed someone?'' she thought.

Carefully, she opened the door and left the walked around it carefully, looking for the thing she had hit. On the other side, there was a young man on the floor. He had a blonde-short hair and a few scratches. He was wearing a pair of jeans and a dark t-shirt. He wasn't much older than her.

—Have I just run over some Fitch & Abercrombie dude? — She asked herself.

The guy was knocked out. Jane knelt next to him

—Please, do me a favor; Don't be dead.

He slowly opened his eyes. They were blue. Very bright and blue. As soon as he realized there was someone else there, his face was filled with panic and he tried to stand up fastly.

—Wow wow, what are you doing! — She said as she pressed his shoulders back to the ground.

—Where am I? —He claimed, in a deep voice full of nervousity

—Emm... Kansas? —The man looked at her confused, like a little puppy— The USA? Planet Earth? , The Milky Way? —She doubted.

He opened his eyes, as if he had just noticed something. He stood with violence while he started to look upon the sky.

—Heimdall! Father! This is not funny,— He silenced, as if waiting for an answer, that didn't came - Open the rainbow bridge! —Jane stayed petrified for a few seconds, thinking '' This guy seems to be more drunk than I am''. He continued walking in circles and screaming strange thins upon the sky.

—All right, I'm gonna tell you somethin' boy — he turned back, looking at her as if he didn't remembered there was someone else there —You are drunk, I am drunk. For this exceptional event, you can come and stay at my place.—The Boy raised an eyebrow, surprised.—Yeah, I can't believe I'm doing this either.— She stopped and looked at him, trying to guess whether he was a good person, or a psycho. "His eyes seem to be true. Or at least beautiful" She thought. —Look, if you come, tomorrow in the morning we'll discuss where the Motherfucking Bridge is, ok? — she raised an eyebrow and stare at him, waiting for an answer.

He seemed to be insulted

—How do you dare to speak like that to a …

—HEY! – She screamed, angry. '' Who does he think he is?''. She was now really upset. —I'M TRYING TO HELP, OK? YOU TAKE IT OR YOU LEAVE IT. — The guy was now scared- Being honest, I don't know what'you gonna do at 2pm in the middle of a cornfield, so you'll see…

Jane turned around and went to the driver seat as the guy swallowed his pride and followed her to the passenger seat. She started the car, and went back to the road.

—By the way —she began. — And just for the record, I'm not the kind of girl who invites strange young-attractive men into his house every night. — He looked at him — Even less if I'm drunk.

The boy nodded, while blushing a bit, surprised by this girl character.

—I'm Jane – she said, while extending her hand.

He looked at her hand, and instead of shaking it, he kissed it, like those gentlemen, making Jane surprised at first, but then smile like a five-year-old girl

—I'm Thor, milady.

AN: So, what do you think? I know this part is basically the same as the movie, except Jane's attitude, which I want it to be sort of ''teenager courage'' and Thor's, which (as you'll see in the next chapters) is going to be more innocent (e_e).

Anyway, things are going to change *mysterious music*

Reviews will be welcome!