Author's Note- Well I havent wrote anything in a while but i have like 7 half finished fics so just keep holding on, ok?
DISCLAIMER- I do NOT Own the Akatsuki in anyway but i do however own this story, everyone 'cept akatsuki andeverything that happens in this Fic.
THIS IS ENTIRELY TRUE!
This actually happened with my best friend Suki (Cause I cant use her real name).
Also 'Ami' and 'Suki' are OC's of ours but it takes play in our 6th grade school. We just use our OC's name as a cover name.
Akatsuki day
*walks up to school*
Ami: *lets out a good to be alive sigh*
Suki: Ami! *glomp*
Ami: Hey *smiles big* Hey guess what today is!
Suki: *counts on fingers* A horrible Wednesday?
Ami: May 5th!
Suki: :D (what?)
Ami: *sees the not getting it look on her face* May 5th is Deidara-sempai 's birthday! . how could you forget your bro's B-day!
Suki: Sempai sorry!
Ami: *laughs at craziness*
Suki: We should do something awesome in his honor!
Ami: Suki…we cant blow up the school cause we don't have anything to make one.
Suki: Otherwise its not a problem?
Ami: uh….nope.
Suki: Hmm….*thinks hard*
Ami: Akatsuki day!
Suki: :D YEAH…what is it thought!
Ami: We can act like all the Akatsuki characters throughout the day!
Suki: heheheh! I'll be Sempai!
Ami: kk:D K how about we start off with Itachi and Kisame!
Suki: KK you be Kisame-san!
Ami: *moves hands erratically* NOOOOO I don't eat fish I cant be Kisame-san!
Suki: Fine you'll be Itachi
Ami: Itachi-sama! (I corrected)
Suki: Well if your Itachi then you got a speaking ban only speak when spoken to! AAAAnd you'll need the lines! *pulls out sharpie*
Ami: NOOOO no sharpie. *holds out washable pen* How about this?
Suki: *looks disappointed* Fine.
Ami: *struggles* errrr
*bell rings and we head off to separate classes*
Ami: *takes seat and everyone stares* (curse you akatsuki day!)
Annoying girl: ? Why is that on your face?
Annoying boy: Yea your totally weird!
Annoying girl 2: WTF you have lines on your face?
Ami: (errr….class be over…)
*bell rings for 2nd period*
Ami: *runs up to Suki*
Suki: kk who next?
Ami: *silence* (Speaking Ban)
Suki: Ok how about Tobi and Zetsu?
Ami: *nods*
Suki: Ok *pulls out sticky notes*
Ami: Suki-chan?
Suki: AhHA! *slaps sticky note to face*
Ami: *goes cross eyed* What does it say?
Suki: Property of the extremely hot Sasuke-kun.
Ami: Oh Mai Gosh Get it off!
Suki: *laughs* No it says 'I'm a good boy'
Ami: ok then…*leaves to next separate classes*
*takes seat*
Annoying girl 1: Who is 'Sasuke-Kun'?
Ami: *freezes* Why did you randomly ask that?
Annoying girl 2: Cause it says 'Property of the extremely hot Sasuke-Kun'
Ami: *rips the note off* Dude you CANT BE SERIOUS!
Annoyinggirl 3: I…I kinda find Sasuke attractive….*Blushes*
Ami: Psh!….Fangirl…
*classes end*
Ami: ZETSU-KUN! *glomp*
Suki: Tobi-kun? What is it?
Ami: Tobi…*sniffle* Was being *sniffle* a good boy and people kept calling me names! *sniffle*
Suki: *Pats on back* Its ok Tobi-kun your fine now….I'll eat him later…
Ami: *laughs* So who next?….WAIT! Hidan and Kakuzu!
Suki: OK then I'll be Hid-
Ami: NOO I be Hidan….I'm broke…
Suki: *looks in bag* Well I got 3 dollars!
Ami: Good enough! *takes out paper stolen from teachers desk*
Suki: What's the paper for?
Ami: *rolls it up into a paper tube* AhHA! Fear my Scythe!
Suki: Ohhhh…:D Lets get some good bounty I seen a this small cutie that could be worth a lot from last class.
Ami: *nods and runs off*
Suki: *Points* Her.
Ami: *Runs up and slams the back of her head with paper tube* HIYA!
Suki: O.O OMG Sakura-chan got mad RUN HIDAN RUN YOU IDIOT!
Ami: *turns to see the random girl took out her binder and almost slammed me with it*
Suki and Ami: *Ran…more like Tore out of there huffing*
Suki: No more Hidan and Kakuzu till lunch.
*Lunch bell rings*
Suki: err ok?
Suki and Ami: *Sits down with Lunch trays*
Ami: What the F*** is this S***!
Suki: I will sue this company for every penny its got.
Ami: F*** YEAH!
Suki: *throws 'Trash' away*
Ami: F*** this F***ing C*** to F****ing H*** ,B****.
Annoying girl: A-ami? It didn't strike me as one to be so vulgar.
Ami: Shut up B****.
Suki: Ok who should we play next!
Ami: How about…Pein and Konan?
Suki: I'll Be-
Ami: *stares*
Suki: Leader-sama!
Ami: :D I'll be Konan! *grabs paper and folds a decent paper flower while suki does my hair* K all done! *places flower in hair*
Suki: *skus* Perfect.
Ami: Oh leader-sama! *Hugs*
Suki: *hugs tightly*
Ami: Leader-sama *snuggles*
*lunch ends*
Suki and Ami: *Walking to next class together holding hands and skipping*
Annoying boy: Since when did you turn gay?
Suki: Since Yo Mama did!
Annoying boy:
Ami: *laughs* Leader-sama is a boy *points to Suki* And I am a girl *points to self* Perfectly normal relationship.
Annoying boy: O.O Y-you're a boy suki-chan!
Suki: How do you know what I have in my pants?
Annoying boy: O.O *runs away*
Ami and Suki: Wait….its recess! Let's change!
Ami: Yeah but who next?
Suki: Birthday boy and his lover xD
Ami: Since he's YOUR brother you be Deidara-sempai and I'll be Sasori-danna.
Suki: Wait! *pulls out eyeliner and puts some on* Your so lucky you look almost just like Deidara- sempai. *does her hair like Sempai's* Ok all finished!
Suki: *nods and smiles evilly whispering a plan*
Ami: *giggles* Yea!
*double kick the boys bathroom door open busting in*
Suki: *points at boys* ART IS A BANG!
Ami: FOOL ART IS ETERNAL!
Random boy: NO! Art is GET THE F*** OUT!
Suki: NOO! *kicks bathroom stalls open*
Ami: *yelling random words*
Annoying boy: What the Hell? Seriously?
Ami: ANSWER!
Annoying boy: I DON'T KNOW! I just don't wanna die!
Suki and Ami: *Glares at boy*
Annoying boy: how am I supposed to know! Go to ART class you wanna know art!
Suki and Ami: *runs out like banshees*
*Busts in art class*
Suki: Teacher-sensei! (Don't ask…)
Teacher: Yes? I'm in the middle of a class.
Suki: *looks around the room then at me*
*Wave of silence*
Ami: ART IS ETERNAL!
Suki: FOOLISH SASORI! ART IS A BANG!
*both runs out*
(Bell rings for next Class)
Ami: *whispers* So who do we be next I think we got all of them?
Suki: *whispers* Lets do a re-run cause I wanna try Hidan.
Ami: *evil smirk* K I'll be Itachi but no I am not going near that sharpie and no I am not on a speaking ban…cause I have the Mangekyo Sharingan!
Suki: Give over the paper F***ing tube….err I mean my Scythe….
*hands it over*
Suki: HAHAAH!
Teacher: Suki stop be disruptive.
Ami: MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!
Teacher: Don't make me tell you again.
Random Naruto Fanboy: 9-Tails GO!
Suki and Ami: 0_0 *turns to look*
Random Naruto Fanboy: BELIEVE IT!
Suki and Ami: *Sits there in silence…* What a weirdo…..
AND THE REST IS HISTORY
If you wanna know about 'Suki' and 'Ami':
Suki: Long snow white hair, golden yellow eyes, (imnot getting into the dressing details) Deidara's Adoptive little sister, avoided akatsuki capture.
Ami: Long Black hair, Deep Midnight blue eyes, (again not getting into the dressing details), Captured by akatsuki and turned around and became a member.
Author's Note- Well I might write a Fanfiction on my OC's 'Ami' and 'Natame' but I gotta ask Suki if I can use her OC.
I'd like to know if you think its a decent idea worth persuing. (Dont worry I'll update it often)