Prologue: How the Club Was Born

Orochimaru was in a foul mood due to his failure at getting Sasuke's body as a new vessel. He knew time wasn't on his side and he was running out of time in his current vessel.

Kabuto! Help me think of a plan!" he snapped in frustration.

"Well, Lord Orochimaru what do you think will grab Sasuke's attention?"

"How the hell should I know?" Orochimaru pounded his right fist against the arm of the chair pouting like a child.

"What if we started a group or a club that would interest him?" Kabuto suggested while pushing up his glasses.

"Hmm…A club you say? How about a Host club? Sasuke is popular with the ladies," Orochimaru giggled with glee like a fan girl who has seen her favorite character kiss someone.

"Uh…I don't think Sasuke would be inter…."

"Its settled then!" Orochimaru decided while cutting of Kabuto completely. "Now all we need to do is recruits some members!"

Kabuto just knew this idea of his Lord's would fail dramatically and then he will get blamed for it. But he decided he had no choice but to play along or he would really get on Orochimaru's bad side. "Who should we recruit?"

Kimimaru waltz in to give Orochimaru his report on his latest mission. "Kimimaru will be a member!" Orochimaru volunteered him.

Confused Kimimaru remained silence hoping to be informed of this situation he walked into. "How about it Kimimaru? Be a member of my host club." the Sanin suggested.

"Whatever my Lord desires," Kimimaru responded and said nothing more about the matter at hand.

'You've got to be kidding me!' Kabuto thought even though he felt like shouting it but decided otherwise.

"All right now, we should go out and find some recruits." Orochimaru stood up from his chair.

"And where are we suppose to find people crazy enough to do this?" Kabuto asked while adjusting his glasses.

"The Akatsuki! Who else?" Orochimaru started to head out the doorway.

"Need I to remind you that the Akatsuki are our enemies?" Kabuto said cautiously.

"I'm sure we can strike a deal with them," Kabuto wasn't too sure that the Akatsuki would easily go for this outrageous plan of his. Worse that could happen would be that they would end up killing all of them for even thinking of something ridicules as this. He and Kimimaru headed out after Orchimaru.

Outside the hideout were two unwanted guest. Both were wearing long black cloaks with red cloud patterns on them.

"Well, look what the cat dragged out," the tall blonde haired one remarked.

"We are here eliminate you, Orochimaru." The tall dark haired one said very dark and coldly.

"Ah, Itachi and Deidara! So great to see you two." Orochimaru beamed.

"Hm? You're happy to see the two people who are here to slaughter you, Hm." The one called Deidara questioned.

"Would you two be interested in joining my club?" Orochimaru asked with his puppy dog eyes.

"What kind of club?" Itachi asked quietly.

"A Host Club."

"Will there be cake?" Itachi blushed.

Orochimaru knowing where this was heading to simply replied, "Yes, there will be plenty of cake to go around."

"Can I bring Bun-Bun?" Itachi asked quietly.

"Of course!"

"Itachi what are you thinking? You seriously aren't thinking of joining this stupid club of his, hm!" Deidara ranted.

"The Akatsuki is so boring! All we do is have meetings and go hunt for Jinchuriki, remove the tailed beast, sit still for three days, blah, blah,blah! It makes my neck stiff!" Itachi complained as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"If I join what's in it for me?" Deidara demanded.

"You will be able to create art whenever you want," Kabuto offered since Orochimaru clearly was clueless about what to offer.

Hm…All right I'll join this pathetic club if I get to create beautiful art,"

With that the club was born. Now that Orochimaru has successfully recruited 5 members including himself. Now, will they be able to pull off this charade?