EDFOD: I don't know where the hell this came from.

Lucas: cause yur a perv

EDFOD: NO! well…. NOT ALL THE TIME!

Lucas: Whatever you say…. Perv.

EDFOD: SHUT UP AND SAY THE DICLAIMER ALREADY!

Lucas: fine; EDFOD does not own the Harry Potter series. But she does own 2 HP posters, copies of all 4 movies, copies of all 6 books ((HARDBACK BIATCH!)), the 3rd book on tape, and has eaten more chocolate frogs than she can count.

((Author's Rambles))

Bigger Than You

It was just another day in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, when Hermione Granger and Ginevra Weasley (Ginny for short) decided to visit their friends Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, down on the Quidditch pitch. Practice had already ended, so they decided to head towards the locker room. When they arrived there, they overheard someone talking.

"What are you talkin' 'bout mate?"

"That sounded like Ronald!" Hermione whispered loudly. ((how do you do that?))

"Why is yours' bigger?" Hermione and Ginny's faces went pale.

"T-That s-sounded l-like H-Harry!" Ginny squeaked.

"If you think Ron's is big, check out mine!"

"That sounded like Dean!?!" Hermione whispered. Ginny's face turned beat red.

"WOW!" Three voices sounded in unison.

"I'll ask again, why is everybody's bigger than mine!?!" Harry's voice sounded exasperated.

"Ah, don't worry Harry. Look at Seamus'!"

"No wonder he can't get anythin' done." Ron chuckled out.

"OI! Mine is plenty big enough! Bloody assholes.((omg that sounded wrong XD))" Hermione passed out from blood-loss at this point. Her head knocking against the door.

" 'Mione? Gin? What are you guys doing here?" Ginny looked up horrified at her brother. Only to notice that he was fully clothed and holding his wand. ((the wooden one you effing pervs!))

"WANDS! YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT WANDS!?!" Ginny promptly passed out next to Hermione.

"Geez, what did she think we were talking about?" Dean questioned.

"Dunno, bloody girls are crazy." Ron answered stepping over the girls' bodies.

"You got that right mate." Harry added, following after him.

"That's why I don't date." Seamus said haughtily.

"Oh, I thought it was 'cause you were flaming gay." Ron commented dryly. Everyone chortled, except for Seamus of course.

"Well that too." Seamus replied with a grin.

"WHAT!?!"

"Kidding!"

EDFOD: O.o OMG! I feel so dirty.

Lucas: O.O I didn't expect that!

EDFOD: I don't know where it came from!?! Someone help my brain!

Lucas: I think you dirtied the minds of small children.

EDFOD: oh puh-sha, their minds were already dirty!

Lucas: Review and maybe she'll gain SOME sanity.

EDFOD: oh that's right! My story Of Rain Drops and White Lights, is tied again so you have to go review that! Adios!

Lucas: Sayonara!