Hi Guys! so yeah.. im a huge fun of Gintama and Okikagu.. I just really love those two . They

have some spark that really got me shipping them :D

So yeah this is my first ever fanfic. Sorry if i have some errors or anything :D

anyway...

SUMMARY : kagura got fed up by sougo's guts and finally snapped . the two stop being rivals but begun to erase each others existence from their mind. But what will happen if one night kagura left her body and decided to pay a sadist a visit?

Disclaimer : I dont own gintama only the gorilla owns it but one day.. ONE DAY I TELL YOU :D

It was a sunny day in Kabuki-cho. A girl with a vermilion hair and clothed with a red cheongsam was walking her gigantic dog through the park early in the morning.

"eh sadaharu , why do you always need to take a dump so early in the morning aru?" kagura said while yawning in between

" errffff ... Arfff.. Rufff " sadaharu said while feeling constipated because of his last night dinner which included Otae-chans infamous dark matter that she brought for the Yorozuya. Remembering that it was Gin's fault that he had no choice but to digest the poo-err.. made Sadaharu remember that his to do list today is to chew on that silver haired guy's head through out the day. Sweet Revenge.

" i think we should stop for sukon- " kagura was cutt of when a voice startled her

" Oi oi .. where do you think that mut's pooping China? That's littering there. I could easily put you to jail for that " A sandy haired boy said with a smirk on his lips

Kagura doesnt even need to look at her back. She recognizes that voice and could think that her morning will turn out into a fighting session.

" Are you blind bastard? Sadaharu's not even starting yet! He is still on the process on positioning to poop aru! " kagura said before turning to face her rival with an angry look. It was too early in the morning to be a disaster

" So early in the morning and your already look like that China "

" oi! What did you mean sadist!? "

" I should really arrest you " said okita while having a deadpan look towards Kagura

" and what in hell did i did now huh? " kagura said while a having a vein poped out of her head

" for possesion of an ugly face " Okita said while having a smug look. He saw how furious kagura was. He almost gag because of the laughter he was holding. He knew kagura was real pissed now but he cannot help himself but taunt her more.

" You damn sadist ! "

Kagura forwared. She kicked sougo in the face but much to her dismay he stopped it with his right hand. She then tried to kick him with her left foot but she stepped back when sougo sheathed his sword. He smirk on when kagura stumbled on the ground because of the surprise. He then took the step towards kagura but she dodge it without flaw. This continued for almost half an hour. Destroying some park bench and even waking up Hasegawa from his slumber in his cardboard home.

" Tired now china? You seem to slow in pace "

"You wish you asshole " kagura then used her parasol to shot bullets to sougo. Sougo just avoided it with his katana. He sliced through the bullets like it was in slow motion and he could easly slice it in half

Kagura was really pissed when she saw sougo just avoided her attacks. Maybe because he became used to their daily dose of fights thats why it was easy for them to avoid each others attack. Kagura cant take it anymore. She just wanted to get this over with and go home to continue her slumber. Without thinking she came attacking. Planning on kneeing sougo on his manhood. She liked what she thought and could not wait any longer to put it into action. She almost got him when...

" Bwahahahahahahhahhahaha ! I never knew you where so stupid China" Okita cant help but laugh on what was in front of him. Kagura just slipped right into Sadaharus poop. She landed on her back and sadaharus chocolate was all over her back. Staining her red cheongsam. Her skin tainted red. It was either of the embarrassment because the sadist was there to witness her idiocy or the fact that he wont stop laughing at her situation which made her more furious.

" You look really pathetic.. i never knew you like swimming in dog poo- " Okita was cutt of when his china shouted

"Cant you even help me to get up ? Huh you bastard?!"

" who'd help a glutton monster like you? Okita said while smirking down at her. Crimson to ocean blue eyes.

"I fucking hate you, you bastard! Cant even help a woman in need! "

"You? A woman? Where? Dont make me laugh China , Hijikatas got more boobs than you when we where in the genderbender arc "

" YOU! TEME! If Gin-chan were here he would already help me get up! Unlike some bastard here ! " Kagura trying to support her self to get up. Feeling the wetness of the poop allover her made her want to cry.

Those words in between TEME and WERE made Sougo pop out an anger vein. Why in hell was he compared to danna anyway!? Sougo tried to calm his anger for kagura to not to notice he was affected by her words.

" Bad news to you China , Im Not Danna. " kagura's next words shocked sougo but he still played out his poker face look

"Thats it! I cant take it anymore aru! " kagura said angrily with a little amount of tear building up on her eyes

" cant take of what? " Okita said back to his deadpanned face and voice

"OF YOU! IM ALREADY TIRED OF THIS ..TIRED OF YOU! " Having a really furious face Kagura continued

" Why do you even hate me so much?! What did i ever do to you aru!?

Sougo tried to speak but much to his dismay Kagura continued ..

" If im such an ugly scenery to you then i think its better if we dont see each other again! Its a win-win situation anyway.. for you, for me and for this city! "

Sougo couldnt takethe situation. He was an "S". He couldnt take the fact that this girl is shouting at him demanding him to not see each other again. Plus why was she so angry? It was her fault she got dog poop allover her then she even compared him to danna. Everything summed up. They were both furious. Saying things before thinking

" FINE! EITHER WAY I DONT CARE " Sougo snapped.

" i dont even like seeing your face anyway. Your just a pass time to me anyway " with that said Okita Sougo started to leave.. walking away from her like nothing happened.

Those words pierced through kagura's heart. It was like something just died on her. It was an alien feeling to her. Before she noticed an unlimited supply of tears kept on falling from her oncean blue eyes. She could not do nothing but watch his back until it faded from her sight.

See you later in chapter two guys :D