OMG, HAS ANYONE SEEN BREAKING DAWN PART 2?

MY. FEELINGS. *_*

Anyway... here's my little fanfiction (based on the film) about what would happen to Jacob if he called Edward 'Dad'...

Oh, and I have read the books (numerous times...)

ONE SHOT.

Walkies, Jacob?

Aww, hell. I wonder Dad's picking at my thoughts again. How the hell did he know what I was gunna' get Bella for her birthday? Always one up-ping me.

"Jacob..."

"Hmph?"

Nessie and Jacob were curled up on the sofa, casually sat there watching TV. It had been 7 years since they'd been under threat, Nessie had fully matured into a beautiful women, even putting the vampire women to shame. Life was good for Jacob Black.

"Do you recall a conversation we had 7 years previously..?"

Jacob's mind was blank, so was Nessie's.

Edward sighed.

"You. Just. Called. Me. Dad."

Nessie raised a hand to her mouth, trying to stifle a laugh, "Oh no Jake!"

That jogged Jacob's memory all right.

Well crap!

Edward smiled, a truly creep-tacular smiled that made the hair on the back of Jake's neck stand up. Damn, how he hated that Bloodsucker sometimes.

"Aww, c'mon Da- Edward. Everybody makes mistakes! Not everyone has photographic memory like you, Leech." Jacob still felt the need to annoy Edward at every chance he could get. Some things just never changed. "Anyway, you want me too secretly..." Jacob winked. He'd started backing away towards the back door quite a while ago... he was nearly there and-

"DAMN YOU ALICE!"

Alice had decided to make her entrance. Standing by the doorway, clutching a maroon collar with "Jacob" inscribed on the dog tag below it.

"Wanna go walkies Jake-y, do ya boy?"

Alice looked like Satan himself (well... from Jacob's point of view).

~.~.~

"I hate you all."

Jake had decided to hide in the woods with Nessie after being forced into the dog collar he still wore. He tugged at it hopelessly.

"Aww, don't be like that Jake. It suits you!"

Nessie was trying for the hundred-th time to cheer him up. So far she had no luck.

"Walking around being chocked to death by a dog collar is not what I call fun!"

"I never said it was!"

From inside the house he heard Edward shout, "DON'T WORRY SON, JUST A FEW MORE HOURS TO GO!"

Jacob sighed. Why, just why did he have to forget Edward's threat? And why did he decide to call him Dad anyway? Oh Jeez.

Just a few more hours to go, Jake thought bitterly.

So... whadda you think? Funny? Boring? Rubbish? Too much OCC-ness?

REVIEWS REVEAL ALL! :D

-LaLaLightwood OUT.