I read a random story, so I felt inspired to write something funny...

So once upon a random time, there was a REALLY annoying cat. His name was Annoyingfur. Seriously, that is what his mother named him. At birth, in Riverclan, the kit was squealing as loud as his lungs would seem to allow. And he hardly ever stopped. At night, he would sleep silently, and when he fed, he was quiet then. But, he had eventually learn to speak.

His first words were: Mommy am I annoying?

His mother answered: No darling

His second sentence was: What's my name?

His mother answered: Annoyingkit

His third sentence, and seventh word was: Why?

His mother answered: Umm... No reason. * nervously smiles *

His, umm lets see, fourth? Yeah, his fourth sentence was: Mommy why are you sweating?

His mother answered: No more questions, go outside and gently play with the apprentices.

His 14th word was: Ok * turns to leave, trips on a twig, gets up, scampers outside *

When annoying kit was outside, his jaw dropped. Everything was so new!

He looks for the apprentices * Pivots head, sees them, starts running *

The apprentices were play fighting, and they were using... Battle moves!

Annoyingkit spoke: Can I play? I've been practicing see?

* Demonstrates catching a leaf with the most expert precision *

See?

A golden tom said: Yeah right, I bet I could take you one pawed!

The random tom jumps at Annoyingkit, leaving a trail of rainbows in midair.

Annoyingkit squealed, and dodged to the side, letting his opponent crash on the dirt floor

Annoyingkit then leaped at his opponent, and bit his tail, hard.

The golden tom yelped: I'll get you for that runt!

A random cat spoke: Stop!

The two broke apart

It was their leader, Reallyloudbigcatstar.

What is going on here? * looks at golden tom* Well Rainbowpaw?"

I-I, err, well, you see I was showing him some battle moves and he bit my tail, and then uhmm, He got all bad and stuff. He cheated!

Reallyloudbigcatstar sent Rainbowpaw away to the medicine den, not for injuries, but as a boredom punishment.

Reallyloudbigcatstar sent Annoyingkit back to da nursery, along with fresh kill for a job well done.

Well what did you think of my random stupid story? If I write more, it'll get crazy, random... please review! you can post any ideas, and I literally mean ANYTHING AT ALL. If you only said pie, I'd include it somehow.

PLEASE REVIEW! * Sob Sob Sob *

The sobbing may end here, but if you don't review IT SHALL CONTINUE!