•Things You'll Never See•
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Inu Yasha, Rocket Man, Finding Nemo, or anything else....except my little Chocobo plushie here! *pets plushie*
CHAPTER 1 ~ SLEEP WALKING
"There it is! Naraku's Castle! C'mon you guys, we're almost there! then we'll finally be able to defeat Naraku!" Cheered Kagome, while pointing to a huge castle and jumping up and down. "Calm down Kagome, if you make a scene, we'll be caught! We wait until night, then sneak in, I say!" Said Inu Yasha, arms crossed, looking stubborn as usual. "I agree with Inu Yasha." Sango nodded. "As do I." Chorused Miroku, sitting down to wait. "Fine!" Kagome huffed, and sat down as well.
Several hours later, under the cover of night, the group of five, six with Kirara, snuck silently into Naraku's castle. All was quiet as they looked around the halls. "Maybe he's asleep?" Kagome ventured, whispering to her friends in the dimmly lit passage. "Do you really think a demon like Naraku would sleep?" Sango replied, shaking her head.
At that moment, Naraku burst out of a doorway, his hair a mess, and ran straight at Kagome, reaching out to grab her. "Oh no you don't! Inu Yasha yanked the Tetsusaiga from it's sheath, ready to defend his friends. Naraku ducked the swishing blade, then leaped high as it came back around. He swirved past Sango and Miroku, grabbing Kagome's shoulder. She drew a deep breath, ready to scream, when she heard the strangest thing she had ever heard.
"Bwana! The Hutu are attacking again! 50! 60 of them! I've had to hide in the jungle!" She stared at the muttering Naraku. His eyes were wide open and staring. He looked...like he was sleep walking! By the time Naraku finished, everyone had frozen in place, staring at the mumbling demon. Naraku began again, lost in his dream world, muttering with renewed furvor.
"Take this down! I need a barrel of gun powder, a machete, a goat skin, a guide that speaks Hutu!" Naraku's left eye began to twitch. "Is he alright?" Sango's brow furoowed. Naraku turned to regard her. "Yes, I'm a natural blue." He smiled, anything but blue.
Miroku reached out, slowly extending a finger...and poked him gently on the side of his head. With an utterly girlish screech, Naraku took off down the hall, screaming in terror, "The mushroom people are comming! the musshroom people are comming!" as he faded into the gloom. From somewhere far down the hall, they heard "The sea monkey has my money!" Curious, the group decided to follow Naraku.
Seven minutes later, they had found Naraku, huddled in fetal position in a dark corner, rocking back and forth, mumbling to himself, "Noooo....mommy, don't make me marry Totosai! I dun wanna marry Totosai...noooooo!" With a quick look at eachother, Inu Yasha turned to walk away, calling back to his friends, "We were never here...unless we need some blackmail info." With a nod, they all left, Kagome looking back once to see Naraku painting purple and yellow flowers on his face, saying "I will name her Boblark, and she shall be mine. And she shall be my Boblark." She just shook her head and left.
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So, whaddid ya think??!! Funny, ne? Now please Review!!! Domo Arigatou!
•Raidenyoukai•
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Inu Yasha, Rocket Man, Finding Nemo, or anything else....except my little Chocobo plushie here! *pets plushie*
CHAPTER 1 ~ SLEEP WALKING
"There it is! Naraku's Castle! C'mon you guys, we're almost there! then we'll finally be able to defeat Naraku!" Cheered Kagome, while pointing to a huge castle and jumping up and down. "Calm down Kagome, if you make a scene, we'll be caught! We wait until night, then sneak in, I say!" Said Inu Yasha, arms crossed, looking stubborn as usual. "I agree with Inu Yasha." Sango nodded. "As do I." Chorused Miroku, sitting down to wait. "Fine!" Kagome huffed, and sat down as well.
Several hours later, under the cover of night, the group of five, six with Kirara, snuck silently into Naraku's castle. All was quiet as they looked around the halls. "Maybe he's asleep?" Kagome ventured, whispering to her friends in the dimmly lit passage. "Do you really think a demon like Naraku would sleep?" Sango replied, shaking her head.
At that moment, Naraku burst out of a doorway, his hair a mess, and ran straight at Kagome, reaching out to grab her. "Oh no you don't! Inu Yasha yanked the Tetsusaiga from it's sheath, ready to defend his friends. Naraku ducked the swishing blade, then leaped high as it came back around. He swirved past Sango and Miroku, grabbing Kagome's shoulder. She drew a deep breath, ready to scream, when she heard the strangest thing she had ever heard.
"Bwana! The Hutu are attacking again! 50! 60 of them! I've had to hide in the jungle!" She stared at the muttering Naraku. His eyes were wide open and staring. He looked...like he was sleep walking! By the time Naraku finished, everyone had frozen in place, staring at the mumbling demon. Naraku began again, lost in his dream world, muttering with renewed furvor.
"Take this down! I need a barrel of gun powder, a machete, a goat skin, a guide that speaks Hutu!" Naraku's left eye began to twitch. "Is he alright?" Sango's brow furoowed. Naraku turned to regard her. "Yes, I'm a natural blue." He smiled, anything but blue.
Miroku reached out, slowly extending a finger...and poked him gently on the side of his head. With an utterly girlish screech, Naraku took off down the hall, screaming in terror, "The mushroom people are comming! the musshroom people are comming!" as he faded into the gloom. From somewhere far down the hall, they heard "The sea monkey has my money!" Curious, the group decided to follow Naraku.
Seven minutes later, they had found Naraku, huddled in fetal position in a dark corner, rocking back and forth, mumbling to himself, "Noooo....mommy, don't make me marry Totosai! I dun wanna marry Totosai...noooooo!" With a quick look at eachother, Inu Yasha turned to walk away, calling back to his friends, "We were never here...unless we need some blackmail info." With a nod, they all left, Kagome looking back once to see Naraku painting purple and yellow flowers on his face, saying "I will name her Boblark, and she shall be mine. And she shall be my Boblark." She just shook her head and left.
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So, whaddid ya think??!! Funny, ne? Now please Review!!! Domo Arigatou!
•Raidenyoukai•